Lauren
laurilizzle.bsky.social
Lauren
@laurilizzle.bsky.social
Crafty. Semi-outdoorsy. Occasionally bake-y. Dislikes writing short descriptions of herself.
My 8 & 11 year olds are unironically hyped for the Mark Rober x Sesame Street special.
December 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Is this wrong in our current hellscape?
December 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I've been seeing a lot of these Christmas tree sewing tutorials. Please know that you can super-size it, as my mom did in the 80's. #christmascrafts
December 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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And here it is. Kushner is working with the Saudis to grab CNN and make them a propaganda channel for both them and tDumpster. If we do not start doing something now, we are going to belong to all the wrong people.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Jared Kushner is investor in Paramount’s hostile takeover bid of Warner Bros
Jared Kushner’s Affinity Capital, along with the sovereign wealth funds from Saudi Arabia, Qatar and Abu Dhabi, have ‘agreed to forgo any governance rights – including board representation – associate...
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Kid asked about Talkboys, the recording roy from Home Alone. He's going to be Kevin McAllister for holiday movie character day at school. After seeing that they're more than a Switch 2 on ebay he's good with making a cardboard one XD

It wasn't even that fun in the 90's!
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Please share this. My mother has been missing since December 7th. She has severe dementia and we are just praying that she is found safely.
www.norwoodnews.org/wakefield-po...
Wakefield: Police Appeal to Public for Help Locating 60-Year-Old Woman Reported Missing - Norwood News
The NYPD is appealing to the public for help locating a 60-year-old woman who is reported missing from the Wakefield section of The Bronx.
www.norwoodnews.org
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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December 9, 2025
December 9, 2025
When G.
heathercoxrichardson.substack.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Aldi doesn't pipe music out so I am unwhammable whilst grocery shopping.
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Whoops winter time is thimble time, luckily my sad dry skin didn't bleed on this vintage Coach purse. I have learned to saddle stitch and cannot be stopped! Just paused for a band-aid.
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Brined turkey is in the oven at 500°F, putting my trust in Alton Brown
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
#Thankful for the running commentary on the parade in the group chat.
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Watching commercials during the parade with my kids who grew up with ad-free streaming is hilarious. They don't understand the perfume ad, because no one understands perfume ads.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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November 26, 2025
November 26, 2025
Thanksgiving is the quintessential American holiday…but not for the reasons we generally remember.
heathercoxrichardson.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Turkey tail. Turkey Day.
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
May we all feel as bold as this Yarrow, blooming whenever it wants.
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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This all-male panel is deciding whether South Carolina women can be charged with murder for their pregnancies — and whether birth control and pro-choice websites stay legal.

This a real thing happening today. Don't look away.
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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He should be out to pasture, nowhere near power.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
20?! Years?!?!?! Love @agentbishie.bsky.social , so thankful to all our friends and family who came out to celebrate today. As the great @chucktingle.bsky.social says, Love is Real.
@mechpylot.bsky.social
@theanarchristie.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I disabled smart features on Gmail so Gemini doesn't have permission to scrape it all. A consequence of this is no more categories, just one inbox.

I have unsubscribed from at least 30 lists in the last day and it feels so good. I still have 10k+ unread emails but it's a start.
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I'm a year into Stardew Valley. Which is to say 4 months? Obsessed.

The answer is Emily. But Shane is maybe crushing on me? I gave him a lot of rocks.
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Grossing out the kids by sharing that it's the 25th anniversary of our first kiss, ewwwwww.

Also we were totally watching the Gundam Wing special on Toonami at the time.
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
You're getting stream of consciousness posts as I attempt to dissociate in a Chuck E Cheese that is blasting a Kidz Bop Christmas soundtrack.

I was having feelings about my oldest growing up and never having experienced the rat casino for children.

I no longer have those feelings.
November 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Obligatory sewing machine crud pic.
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I opened, cleaned and oiled one of my sewing machines today. Then I talked at @agentbishie.bsky.social about it. I don't think he understood it all, but he was very keyed into my enthusiasm. So maybe that's why we celebrate 20 years together next week.
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM