Andy: So, you excited for your new school year to start tomorrow?

Me: I’m standing in the kitchen, ‘toasting’ marshmallows on our gas cooktop using a fork. What do you think?

I’m here to motivate you to go to the gym. #gymrat #wegovy #workout #over50women #over50fitness

One time we went to a Mets game and a Beatles concert broke out

#Mets #citifield #beatles #cantbuymelove #1964thetribute

How is it possible that Melissa Etheridge isn’t in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame yet? Her songs and performances are a master class ❤️

Spring is here!
#spring #cherryblossoms

“The Brutalist took seven years to make.”

Yeah, but it takes 10 years to watch.

#TheBrutalist

Yesterday afternoon, four deer were in my backyard. A few hours later, the power and internet went out. These are the same events that set the apocalyptic movie ‘Leave the World Behind’ into motion.

I’m not sure if I was more afraid of being (1/2)

What’s your most chaotic Spotify daylist title? Here’s mine from this morning.

#spotify #daylist #spotifydaylist

For $50 in the ‘dinning’ room, the ‘minimun’ I’m looking for is someone who knows how to spell check the menu.

(Listen, this is a swanky former castle on overpriced Long Island, don’t come at me)

I am once again begging the city to open free Broadway-equivalent theaters within public libraries. I need somewhere to get my fix of big and shiny, mighty fine-y, glitter, glitz, and chorus line-y, bob your head and shake your heiney musicals and Broadway is so expensive!!

I’m so sad that Our Flag Means Death won’t be renewed for a third season so as soon as I bury my sadness in an entire chocolate ganache mini sheet cake, looks like I’m gonna get to write it the way I want to.

#ofmd #ofmds3

The driver of the SUV in front of me on the Starbucks drive thru line hasn’t even pulled up to the order box thing yet and is already drinking Starbucks.

Have I discovered (choose one):

A. Some gluttonous suburbanite….

Found this in my yard. Is a neighborhood kid bullying me this close to Christmas?!? Sorry Paisleigh, I’m telling Santa to put you on the naughty list!

Why I didn’t move to a warm-weather state when I was young and had my whole life ahead of me I’ll never understand.

#northeast #wintery

It’s telling that this quote from a 100-year-old book still resonates with dozens of contemporary readers who loved it so much that they highlighted it in a kindle library book

(I hear you, Lady Caroline😊)

#theenchantedapril #book #writing #quote