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That doesn't even look like the badly aging dump. Why did he spend all that money and all that time to make himself look like Kim Jong-Il?
March 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I need an angry emoji.
February 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
He's a supporter of IVF for multiple births and of biological sex selection for his ego.
www.forbes.com/sites/alexzh...
Elon Musk’s Babies Were Conceived Via IVF And Surrogacy - Is It The Future Of Reproduction?
The global population is aging and developed countries are experiencing population decline. At the same time, startups working on reproductive longevity, IVF and artificial uterus are promising substa...
www.forbes.com
February 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Musk has a botched penis implant and Trump has a botched scalp-stretching surgery. It's like they're siblings.
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February 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Here is funny satire about the wilted weirdo "donating" a $789M to an erectile dysfunction therapy startup company.
thehardtimes.net/culture/elon...
Elon Musk Makes Generous Donation to Erectile Dysfunction Therapy Startup for Absolutely No Reason in Particular
Social pariah and world’s richest man Elon Musk made a staggering donation to a new startup with a mission statement of curing erectile dysfunction.
thehardtimes.net
February 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
One thread about his defective penis. www.threads.net/@adamparkhom...
Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko) on Threads
Elon Musk appears to be walking proof that penile implants don’t work.
www.threads.net
February 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The only the idiots would learn that they were coveted by the regime was because they are too stupid to see the obvious is if they suffer the consequences of why they were coveted.
February 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Are you saying he is a dickless dickweed?
February 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Why stop at 100% make it 200%.
February 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM