lauren swayne
@laurenswaurus.bsky.social
exhausted attorney • pro nap, pro science, pro choice, pro wrestling • loves horror but hates true crime • surviving out of spite
Wine and horror movies? Okay
February 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Wine and horror movies? Okay
Going to keep track of all of my Lego builds
a lego man in a blue jacket and white shirt is standing on a wooden floor with his arms in the air .
ALT: a lego man in a blue jacket and white shirt is standing on a wooden floor with his arms in the air .
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November 20, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Going to keep track of all of my Lego builds
When my mom calls to ask me how I’m doing I’ve been telling her this:
November 15, 2024 at 9:40 PM
When my mom calls to ask me how I’m doing I’ve been telling her this:
🖤 a book (currently it’s Sharp Ends)
🖤 a little dinosaur figurine
🖤 extra jewelry
🖤 water bottle
🖤 hand lotion
🖤 a little dinosaur figurine
🖤 extra jewelry
🖤 water bottle
🖤 hand lotion
Describe yourself with 5 things in your backpack/purse:
🖤 water bottle
🖤 AirPods
🖤 lip balm
🖤 emergency meds
🖤 snacks
🖤 water bottle
🖤 AirPods
🖤 lip balm
🖤 emergency meds
🖤 snacks
Describe yourself with 5 things in your backpack/purse:
🖤 kindle
🖤 knife
🖤 tarot deck
🖤 hand sanitizer
🖤 chargers
🖤 kindle
🖤 knife
🖤 tarot deck
🖤 hand sanitizer
🖤 chargers
November 15, 2024 at 9:36 PM
🖤 a book (currently it’s Sharp Ends)
🖤 a little dinosaur figurine
🖤 extra jewelry
🖤 water bottle
🖤 hand lotion
🖤 a little dinosaur figurine
🖤 extra jewelry
🖤 water bottle
🖤 hand lotion
Bought a bunch of Lego Star Wars sets because if I’m gonna be a sad girl at least I’ll be a productive one
November 14, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Bought a bunch of Lego Star Wars sets because if I’m gonna be a sad girl at least I’ll be a productive one
Coming back to work after an extended weekend vacation has been ROUGH
November 13, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Coming back to work after an extended weekend vacation has been ROUGH