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Deport me.
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So what’s my excuse?
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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But if you get the chandelier version you could swag it with this.
A Victorian era late 19th century mermaid chandelier hook according to its Facebook marketplace description. $60
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Signs the 13 year old in your house might be a psychopath
Eggs decorated like Undertail characters for some reason.
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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You do so much better than me (a year later), but at least I have
PJ Harvey album cover for To Bring You My Love
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Please only take one!
A plate of grape tomatoes and haphazardly quarter cucumbers
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Happy one day a year shirt.
A candy corn on a T-shirt, looking sad, with the words “I hate me too”
October 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Draw me like one of your Trump Administration women.
A generous caricature of this account with considerably longer hair than in reality.
October 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Swiper from Dora the Explorer
October 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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That escalated quickly.
An open book. The first page says: 7/30/88 Dear Diary, today is Jamboree. Owen is in my class and likes me! Owen is only the cutest guy at McTowne. The second page says: 8/21/88 Owen is a jerk!! I hate boys!!
October 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Spent the morning and early afternoon doing composting, pulling invasives, and meeting great people. Happy #rooted and #SunDay to all.
September 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Announcing my new think tank
Fish in a tank photo by https://unsplash.com/@huyphan2602
September 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Happy 8, kid.
A chocolate cake with two layers. Vanilla frosting for contrast. A sick amount of candies and chocolate covered things on top.
September 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Incredibly frenetic activity happening here.
September 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Connections is thirsty
NYTimes Connections puzzle: BLOW GLASS FUNK STINK METAL ROCK BITE EAT CAGE EMO ENO RULE SLAY SUCK POP REICH
August 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Nah.
197X Mercedes 240D
July 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Did my kid do this one?
New Yorker cartoon by Emily Bernstein from July 18, 2025 with a man driving an angry looking woman who is holding their phone. The caption says: “I had it route us around anything Robert Moses built so you won’t tell me about it.”
July 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Lady, we only got Home Goods out here.
Insulated lunch containers in whimsical tempting shapes
July 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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She’s in
A calf (perhaps) made of some kind of grass or hay on a shelf at Home Goods that must be Halloween decor
July 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Crud. I might.
Insulated taco, cheeseburger, cupcake, and fries lunch boxes.
July 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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No!
A pig or maybe a goat wearing a bow tie and sitting up like a child made of straw on a shelf at the Home Goods checkout line
July 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Found ‘em.
A red marble notebook labeled The Epstein Files. Only one page is used.
July 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Sorry I didn’t stop them last night.
Red tailed hawk on a wire
July 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I saw this guy on the way home from the playground and raced back with my camera so I could take lousy pictures to share. It was an exciting community moment also. I *talked* to neighbors. The bird left without comment.
We’re calling it a red tailed hawk and it’s sitting on a telephone wire in front of a flat sky Possibly a red tailed hawk sitting on a wire with a flat sky background
July 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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#IYKYK
A T-shirt from Old Sturbridge Village
July 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Looking at this one makes my teeth hurt. @cakeresistance.bsky.social MAHA makes my brain hurt.
2022 birthday cake for kid 2. Two layers of Chocolate cake covered in chocolate frosting and further covered in chocolate covered pretzels and round chocolate covered fruit balls.
July 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM