Noooo charlie Kirk isn't ever gonna see the release of the Epstein files after he worked so hard to get Trump voters mad about them, I'm so sad :(

Learning that Elon Musk conceives his children through IVF is so funny like dude is the richest man on the planet he is actively trying to take over, but still can't figure out how to get a woman to touch him

Whenever my boss asks me a question I'm like "ah! The jig is up"

Incase bluesky gets tiktooken away also, my Venmo is laurenjoneslol