Even when I didn't write it, everything upsetting in Confluence is somehow my fault 💪🐟🤳

Omw with industrial grade hairspray, we're gonna yugioh you

Once went out of my way to drive through WV on a trip home because I saw a Walmart had scrapple in stock and I wanted to bring it home to my mom for mother's day in TN

There's a billboard on the way to my hometown that advertises Buc-ees as the longest car wash in the country

Yeah, if you aren't emotionally prepared, it's a fever dream panic attack waiting to happen. But like, pretty good bbq for a gas station

"Yes, Anaris, I'll buy you the new Miku Fortnite cosmetic so you may return the elves to their former empire..."

I think it's the other way around... paying tribute to a more and more demanding overlord who could leave you for another gullible dude at any moment