You ever just want to go to sleep and wake up when Buc-ees have spread across California?

Is a cold caught at Disneyland considered a collectable?

Me watching sex in movies and tv: "there is nothing sexual about my viewing of this"

Me watching pro wrestling: "everything is sexual and I hope there is kissing and cuddling"

I'm such a sucker for basic white girl music

🎶We used to sing
Sha la la, la la, la la, la la, l-la te da🎶

When you're drafting lawsuits just in case someone needs one while you're on vacay.

Bringing justice, even while I'm playing Disney Barbie.

Trying to create press on nails that look bloody but also girly ;p

Just got my first set of satin sheets, and omg, y’all.

Not only are they soft and comfy, but they also have the effect of making me feel like Marilyn Monroe or Emma Frost.

Why? Because, shut up.

I reject your canon and substitute my own

writers and artists when we write or draw something just as we envisioned it in our daydreams

Can we all sign a pact that we don’t tell any of the fuckbois or assholes about this place?

Like, please?