That’s awesome! It’s like a 1940’s horror movie!

Why thank you! I’m excited to be here!

I’m definitely a main reason…that and other social media users…but probably me mostly.

I’m so excited to join you and our fellow humans as we populate this pretty space!

Yep! I’m one of the celebrity endorsers of this platform. If I’m here, everyone will follow!

So…every day starts with your windshield getting a stone chip? You might want to start taking the bus.