Laurel
@laurelah.bsky.social
Eating French onion sun chips in the drugstore parking lot is so healing
March 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Eating French onion sun chips in the drugstore parking lot is so healing
Nothing would improve my general outlook on life more than the revival of the Name of the Year Tournament right now.
March 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Nothing would improve my general outlook on life more than the revival of the Name of the Year Tournament right now.
If I were a pro athlete the colour commentators would describe me as “plagued by injuries”
March 10, 2025 at 9:24 AM
If I were a pro athlete the colour commentators would describe me as “plagued by injuries”
I just need to understand why it’s so hard to buy hooded baby jackets and hats that do not have whimsical bear ears on top?? Is there like a giant whimsical bear ear conglomerate that controls the baby hood industry?
October 28, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I just need to understand why it’s so hard to buy hooded baby jackets and hats that do not have whimsical bear ears on top?? Is there like a giant whimsical bear ear conglomerate that controls the baby hood industry?
We are in a global pandemic of people who think “vs.” is pronounced “verse”
September 10, 2024 at 11:10 PM
We are in a global pandemic of people who think “vs.” is pronounced “verse”
They should invent a pedicure that feels less like torture
August 30, 2024 at 10:39 PM
They should invent a pedicure that feels less like torture
I Lived It: I’m Pregnant and my Conscience Wouldn’t Allow Me to Fill Up on Cookies So Instead I Had to Eat Berries Like Some Kind of Poor Excuse for Dessert
August 19, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I Lived It: I’m Pregnant and my Conscience Wouldn’t Allow Me to Fill Up on Cookies So Instead I Had to Eat Berries Like Some Kind of Poor Excuse for Dessert
They should invent a pregnancy that does not rend your body apart from the inside out
July 30, 2024 at 2:03 PM
They should invent a pregnancy that does not rend your body apart from the inside out
Killed four Japanese beetles and hung two pictures. No one can tell me ANYTHING.
July 23, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Killed four Japanese beetles and hung two pictures. No one can tell me ANYTHING.
I never feel more like the 1980s power blazer working woman fantasy than after I’ve made a whole bunch of medical appointments over the phone. I’m invincible!!!
June 25, 2024 at 3:42 PM
I never feel more like the 1980s power blazer working woman fantasy than after I’ve made a whole bunch of medical appointments over the phone. I’m invincible!!!
They should invent a less haunting term than “the quickening” for feeling your baby move inside you
June 25, 2024 at 3:39 PM
They should invent a less haunting term than “the quickening” for feeling your baby move inside you
Surely the market cannot support this many baby clothing companies with alliterative _____ & _____ names…surely….
June 10, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Surely the market cannot support this many baby clothing companies with alliterative _____ & _____ names…surely….
I keep wanting to post some mundane little pregnancy complaint but I feel like I’m not allowed to complain about it since I wanted it so bad and worked so hard to get here. But let me just say my body is becoming uncomfortable in ways I never imagined possible 🤠
June 9, 2024 at 1:59 AM
I keep wanting to post some mundane little pregnancy complaint but I feel like I’m not allowed to complain about it since I wanted it so bad and worked so hard to get here. But let me just say my body is becoming uncomfortable in ways I never imagined possible 🤠
The best part about being pregnant is now I can go back to watching Real Housewives of Orange County, which I had to stop watching when I got too triggered by Meghan’s IVF storyline
May 24, 2024 at 1:22 AM
The best part about being pregnant is now I can go back to watching Real Housewives of Orange County, which I had to stop watching when I got too triggered by Meghan’s IVF storyline
Only I would spend a year and $[redacted] going through IVF only to get pregnant spontaneously. But just look at this baby peanut!!!!
May 18, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Only I would spend a year and $[redacted] going through IVF only to get pregnant spontaneously. But just look at this baby peanut!!!!
May: canonically the cutest month
May 1, 2024 at 1:01 PM
May: canonically the cutest month
Have just been made aware of someone with a two-year-old named…Bill. I need to lie down
April 20, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Have just been made aware of someone with a two-year-old named…Bill. I need to lie down
People who just sit around inside their house wearing a ball cap… what’s going on there
April 13, 2024 at 11:15 PM
People who just sit around inside their house wearing a ball cap… what’s going on there
Stood up for someone on Reddit and did NOT get downvoted into oblivion, feeling invincible
April 8, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Stood up for someone on Reddit and did NOT get downvoted into oblivion, feeling invincible
The grocery store is honestly one of the worst places to be perceived
April 6, 2024 at 8:09 PM
The grocery store is honestly one of the worst places to be perceived
I can’t explain it but the Frasier reboot feels like a fake sitcom from 30 Rock or The Comeback
April 6, 2024 at 2:15 PM
I can’t explain it but the Frasier reboot feels like a fake sitcom from 30 Rock or The Comeback
Ok but wtf is a “flush” ponytail? Is that a thing? Did she mean “lush”?? Better malapropism education for writers and copy editors imho
March 28, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Ok but wtf is a “flush” ponytail? Is that a thing? Did she mean “lush”?? Better malapropism education for writers and copy editors imho
Just got told I have a bulky uterus, a label possibly even more devastating than infertile
March 22, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Just got told I have a bulky uterus, a label possibly even more devastating than infertile
In old movies the way footsteps sound…like this little soft shuffle tap clop….it’s the best sound I’ve ever heard?? Does anyone understand what I mean
March 19, 2024 at 4:13 AM
In old movies the way footsteps sound…like this little soft shuffle tap clop….it’s the best sound I’ve ever heard?? Does anyone understand what I mean
When you go to physio and they ask “how are you?” but you don’t know if they’re just making small talk or if you’re supposed to give an update on your injury 😵💫
March 5, 2024 at 3:05 PM
When you go to physio and they ask “how are you?” but you don’t know if they’re just making small talk or if you’re supposed to give an update on your injury 😵💫