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#Muppets
December 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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♫Oooooohhh! Tweeznax is coming! Tweeznax is coming! Make way for the Lapicnirp Namrehs!♫ #Christmas #Tweeznax
December 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Christopher Nolan is such a hack.
a photo of an urn depicting Odysseus tied to a mast and being attacked by three harpies. There are five other men rowing the boat. The boat notable has an eye on its bow. Art from an ancient Greek urn of Odysseus versus the harpies. He is tied to a mast and wearing a boar-tusk helmet. One harpy is holding a drum and the other is holding a harp. There are four other men rowing the boat. There is an eye painted on the boat's bow. A mosaic of an ancient Greek trireme. There are two sails, a little shelter at the stern, nine oars and an eye painted on the bow. A mosaic of an ancient Greek rowboat with two men on it. There is an eye painted on the bow and a little shelter built on the stern.
December 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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This is the first ever YouTube Poop that I ever made 17 years ago with Windows Movie Maker.

I was not good at making YouTube Poops.
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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ROBBIE!
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Why does my brain always go to the stupidest places? I read the sad news about Rob Reiner and immediately thought of this silly muppet for some reason.
A black and white screencap of a chubby male human muppet wearing a Kermit the Frog hat with a mustache and t-shirt that says "MEATHEAD" on it. It's supposed to look like Rob Reiner.
December 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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A sign in front of a house which reads: Greg: Stop coming by our house We don't like you We don't find you interesting
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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I'm reading about the Cannonball Run and I think it's really funny that the first run was literally completed in Mr. Burns' ridiculous car. I think they should do a challenge where people are only allowed to use cars manufactured up to 1920 and only modified with technology available at the time.
A photo of a yellow 1914 Stutz Bearcat which is an open-top car with large fenders, two luxurious leather seats and a little tiny circular windshield for the driver.
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Hhhhmmmm...
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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LOL Nice use of forced perspective on Jeremy Allen White there, Vanity Fair.
November 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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The entire cast of Zootopia 2 were on the same bus that went careening off a cliff, apparently.
Ke Huy Quan's face floating in yellow clouds next to his anthropomorphic snake character from Zootopia 2: Gary De'Snake Jason Bateman's face floating in green clouds next to his anthropomorphic fox character, Nick Wilde, from Zootopia 2 Fortune Feimster's face floating in orange clouds next to Nibbles Maplestick her anthropomorphic beaver character from Zootopia 2 Ginnifer Goodwin's face floating in blue clouds next to her anthropomorphic bunny character, Judy Hopps, from the Walt Disney movie Zootopia 2
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I got jumpscared by the graphic design here because I thought Patrick Warburton had died. Like, why do they have him floating serenely in clouds like grandma in a memorial photo?
The face of Patrick Warburton floating next to the face of his sexy anthropomorphic horse character from Zootopia 2, Mayor Brian Winddancer, in blue clouds
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY TAMBOURINE? #Halloween
October 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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#Scotchtober #Scotchtoberfest
October 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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They AI'd Scott Bakula

Slopped Bakula
A screenshot from YouTube where Scott Bakula's skin looks too shiny and rubbery because it has been messed with by AI. His eyes have also bee turned completely black.
September 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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A screenshot the Seinfeld episode "The Raincoats". Seinfeld's dad, Morty Seinfeld (played by Barney Martin) and mom, Helen Seinfeld (played by Liz Sheridan) are berating Jerry (played by Jerry Seinfeld). The overlayed text reads "You used AI to unblur, denoise and improve the clarity of Schindler's List!?"
September 3, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Thank you, YouTube! I always thought that the problem with Schindler's List was that Oskar Schindler wasn't smooth enough!
A screenshot from the YouTube app with the thumbnail for the "I didn't do enough" scene from Schindler's List where Oskar Schindler's skin is weirdly smooth and shiny.
September 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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YouTube has been applying an AI smoothing thing to thumbnails. Everyone's face is too shiny. When still image videos like album covers start auto-playing it's obvious it's not the original image. Everyone looks like the Smooth Arnolds from that terrible True Lies upscale and it's bumming me out.
A comparison the the original version of True Lies with the upscaled version. It features Tom Arnold and Arnold Schwarzenegger in grey business suit. In the upscaled version on the right too many of their wrinkles have been smoothed out and they look uncanny valley.
September 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Learn to recognize the difference. It might just save your life.
a photo of a colony of pixie cup lichen with "LICHEN COLONY" above it in Impact text a screencap of a person in a terrible werewolf costume from the movie Lycan Colony with "LYCAN COLONY" above it in Impact text
September 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Feels So Bad
July 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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I shall build the forbidden cord and doom us all!
a photo of a "suicide cord" which is an electrical cord with two male ends.
July 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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I found the pizza stick clip. Our long national nightmare is over.
June 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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June 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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China regarding the United States:
June 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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OH NO! THE KAJIGGER OF GIBRALTAR!
May 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM