Laura Wheatman Hill
@laurawheatmanhill.bsky.social
Happy #SpotifyWrapped2025 day, aka the most embarrassing day of the year. I'm impressed that TLOAS made it to my top 10 considering it's only been out for two months. My #1 of the album? "Wood." Oh Laura.
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Happy #SpotifyWrapped2025 day, aka the most embarrassing day of the year. I'm impressed that TLOAS made it to my top 10 considering it's only been out for two months. My #1 of the album? "Wood." Oh Laura.
1. We were listening to RENT today.
2. Later, when I added up my kid's reading log minutes, I got to say, "you read (singing) 525...minutes" and the children LAUGHED
2. Later, when I added up my kid's reading log minutes, I got to say, "you read (singing) 525...minutes" and the children LAUGHED
October 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
1. We were listening to RENT today.
2. Later, when I added up my kid's reading log minutes, I got to say, "you read (singing) 525...minutes" and the children LAUGHED
2. Later, when I added up my kid's reading log minutes, I got to say, "you read (singing) 525...minutes" and the children LAUGHED
I wrote this thing in 2022 when I was having panic attacks. It references a "hack" I found on TikTok that I tried...sticking frozen food down your bra. Anyway, doing it now.
lifehacker.com/how-to-stop-...
lifehacker.com/how-to-stop-...
How to Stop a Panic Attack With Frozen Meat
Polyvagal theory, but using iced, iced beef, baby.
lifehacker.com
January 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I wrote this thing in 2022 when I was having panic attacks. It references a "hack" I found on TikTok that I tried...sticking frozen food down your bra. Anyway, doing it now.
lifehacker.com/how-to-stop-...
lifehacker.com/how-to-stop-...
The implications of banning an app may have given me a cute little first thing in the morning panic attack, but at least the dogs were up to the task.
January 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The implications of banning an app may have given me a cute little first thing in the morning panic attack, but at least the dogs were up to the task.
That's all.
January 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
That's all.
As is always the case with @huffpost.com the comments are *chef's kiss*
www.huffpost.com/entry/whatev...
www.huffpost.com/entry/whatev...
Whatever You Do, Don't Call Me 'Mama'
"When people call me 'mama,' what they’re inadvertently doing is taking away my identity — one that often feels buried under years of motherhood."
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December 26, 2024 at 4:46 PM
As is always the case with @huffpost.com the comments are *chef's kiss*
www.huffpost.com/entry/whatev...
www.huffpost.com/entry/whatev...
New piece with Daily Beast Obsessed about the Doctor Who Xmas special:
www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/doc...
www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/doc...
A ‘Bridgerton’ Star Crashes ‘Doctor Who’ Christmas Special
This year’s “Doctor Who” Christmas special may be the cutest one yet, thanks to new co-star Nicola Coughlan. But is “cute” enough?
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December 22, 2024 at 3:00 AM
New piece with Daily Beast Obsessed about the Doctor Who Xmas special:
www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/doc...
www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/doc...
Steps of reading a book (best recipe)
1. Buy book (local)
2. Store book. Let it hang out with the other TBRs
3. Carry book with you places
4. Read one paragraph while waiting for an appointment
5. Start from the beginning on a rainy night
6. Read book
7. Sleep
8. Repeat steps 1-7
1. Buy book (local)
2. Store book. Let it hang out with the other TBRs
3. Carry book with you places
4. Read one paragraph while waiting for an appointment
5. Start from the beginning on a rainy night
6. Read book
7. Sleep
8. Repeat steps 1-7
December 6, 2024 at 7:25 AM
Steps of reading a book (best recipe)
1. Buy book (local)
2. Store book. Let it hang out with the other TBRs
3. Carry book with you places
4. Read one paragraph while waiting for an appointment
5. Start from the beginning on a rainy night
6. Read book
7. Sleep
8. Repeat steps 1-7
1. Buy book (local)
2. Store book. Let it hang out with the other TBRs
3. Carry book with you places
4. Read one paragraph while waiting for an appointment
5. Start from the beginning on a rainy night
6. Read book
7. Sleep
8. Repeat steps 1-7
And the f is Princess core?! These aren't real genres....
December 4, 2024 at 3:06 PM
And the f is Princess core?! These aren't real genres....
I loved @wickedmovie.bsky.social so much. Let's complain about it:
www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/wic...
www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/wic...
The Biggest Mistake the ‘Wicked’ Movie Makes
The “Wicked” movie defied gravity in so many ways. It was so good, in fact, that it made this huge missed opportunity when it comes to the central love triangle all the more glaring.
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December 3, 2024 at 3:47 PM
I loved @wickedmovie.bsky.social so much. Let's complain about it:
www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/wic...
www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/wic...
Watching Barbie for the first time since (gestures at world). It hurts very badly. Too real.
November 29, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Watching Barbie for the first time since (gestures at world). It hurts very badly. Too real.
No one at my family's Thanksgiving has seen Wicked so we had to talk about politics. Unacceptable.
November 29, 2024 at 4:44 AM
No one at my family's Thanksgiving has seen Wicked so we had to talk about politics. Unacceptable.
I absolutely do not think we should remake Singin' in the Rain, but I do want something that has the same feel as it and starring Jonathan Bailey and Mike Feist.
November 28, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I absolutely do not think we should remake Singin' in the Rain, but I do want something that has the same feel as it and starring Jonathan Bailey and Mike Feist.
Ahem. This is my favorite "What Is This Feeling" tutorial and my child CACKLED like the witch herself when I tried to do it at speed which I'm going to take as a win.
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www.tiktok.com/@britini_dan...
🚨What is this Feeling #TUTORIAL 🚨 Who’s learning this? #fyp #dancingwithbritini #dancechallenge #dancetutorial #wickedmovie @Wicked Movie @arianagrande @Wicked The Soundtrack
TikTok video by Britini D’Angelo
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November 25, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Ahem. This is my favorite "What Is This Feeling" tutorial and my child CACKLED like the witch herself when I tried to do it at speed which I'm going to take as a win.
www.tiktok.com/@britini_dan...
www.tiktok.com/@britini_dan...
I saw Wicked in a not very busy theater in downtown Portland on the day after it premiered and someone left during "Dancing through Life" to go to the bathroom I presume which is sacrilege. But I will say people got very still during the Ariana Cynthia dance.
November 24, 2024 at 8:42 PM
I saw Wicked in a not very busy theater in downtown Portland on the day after it premiered and someone left during "Dancing through Life" to go to the bathroom I presume which is sacrilege. But I will say people got very still during the Ariana Cynthia dance.
Reposted by Laura Wheatman Hill
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
November 22, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
November 20, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Me: What books have you liked recently?
New tutoring client: I think you and I might have different tastes in books. I read a lot of murder mysteries.
Me: I met you an hour ago, but how can you have made such a horribly wrong judgment about my interests?
New tutoring client: I think you and I might have different tastes in books. I read a lot of murder mysteries.
Me: I met you an hour ago, but how can you have made such a horribly wrong judgment about my interests?
November 20, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Me: What books have you liked recently?
New tutoring client: I think you and I might have different tastes in books. I read a lot of murder mysteries.
Me: I met you an hour ago, but how can you have made such a horribly wrong judgment about my interests?
New tutoring client: I think you and I might have different tastes in books. I read a lot of murder mysteries.
Me: I met you an hour ago, but how can you have made such a horribly wrong judgment about my interests?
I was "randomly" chosen to volunteer as tribute to chaperone my "spirited" child 's science museum field trip today. Why is it that I have a feeling the odds WERE in my favor?
a man in a suit and tie says " i don t want to go "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " i don t want to go "
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November 19, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I was "randomly" chosen to volunteer as tribute to chaperone my "spirited" child 's science museum field trip today. Why is it that I have a feeling the odds WERE in my favor?
Don't worry, past Laura. In 2024, thanks to your children, you'll be on your second Lost rewatch of the year and will listen to Newsies in the car about once a week without having to be the one to request it. The world won't even end in 2012. In 2024 though...
November 19, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Don't worry, past Laura. In 2024, thanks to your children, you'll be on your second Lost rewatch of the year and will listen to Newsies in the car about once a week without having to be the one to request it. The world won't even end in 2012. In 2024 though...