My dad isn’t Jewish so each time I feel traitorous to my people over food, I blame him. Lox? Nope. Gefilte fish? Gross. Dr. Browns pretty much anything, and definitely including celery soda? Nahhhh, I’m good. I’ve tried them all, and, like you said, just can not. 🥴

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In our home, Pesach cannot be mentioned with any seriousness until after Purim. Welp! Here we are. Again. Oy.

My 10 year old daughter laughed at a guy in the Starbucks drive through today driving a Cybertruck as we left the shop. The driver thought she was being friendly and smiled and waved back. F*cking loser all around. The driver, not my sweet daughter. 🤣

You’re a little late. Were you waiting for the train?

(little transportation joke - I crack myself up 🤣)

Pepper must be enjoying the relief of losing that growth sooooo very much. A lighter load, indeed.

As someone who has worked in hospitality my entire adult life, I soooooo hope you got the pizza.

I love how calories don’t exist during snowstorms. ;) enjoy your #snowsnacks!

Hank is your mirrored, generous soul in dog form, able to take your communication with the dogs one step further. You are both loved and admired for the hard work you do. Thank you for showing up for Alba when she needed you most.

This is hilarious and I kinda want to share it with my son, a Day School student himself. They think of enough mischief themselves though - no need to add fuel to their fire. His little posse of friends started their own Friday ‘bro minyan’ this year. Cracks me up. 8th grade - what a time.

Did they show? Hope it turned out alright, whether it was the date the sweats.

His show was on while I was in the throes of labor with my daughter. Ummm….i felt a bit stuck, to be fair.
Weird the things we remember.