Laura Pearlman
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Laura Pearlman
@laurasbadideas.bsky.social
My stories are in Nature, Shimmer, and a few other places. My LOLcat captions are on McSweeney's. Editor of @catscast.org. Member of Codex, SFWA.
It's been in the 90s here lately and I can't WAIT for soup season!
August 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If "A Space Adventure Hour" isn't in black & white I'm going to be seriously disappointed.
June 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
There's the time I carefully wrote out directions to my friends' new home on a post-it, stuck it to my dashboard, and, when I was halfway there, watched it fly out the window.
June 4, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The airbnb where I'm currently saying has one of those cobblestone shower floors! It's more comfortable than it looks, and very non-slip. Just the shower, though. Doing the whole bathroom seems like it would invite lots of late-night, bleary-eyed twisted ankles. And I have no idea how to clean it.
June 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It may be the fastest, though.
June 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I can't believe anyone actually used that bathtub. My theory was that he did it when he decided to sell, thinking he could get more for the house by converting a 1/2 bath to a full bath. I'm guessing there was no building permit :-).
June 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
So that's how the story ends? The guy takes his rice back in exchange for some well-placed anti-potato propaganda?
April 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I used to do this with my late cat Thunder. He especially liked to sniff the light switches.
April 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
www.chewy.com
April 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Oh, that makes sense! They have an Altadena location.
March 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Where is that from?
March 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Did you make bucatini? Out of flour and stuff? Is that even possible?
January 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
In my FRIDGE! What kind of person carries cat blood in their purse?
January 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM