Laura💙🦖💜
@laurasaurushex.bsky.social
Have you ever been to a weed store and wondered who gets paid to pick out all the weed? That's me. Leftist cat girl, total mess
Me when I finally start to see other people saying it
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Me when I finally start to see other people saying it
Steven Spielberg optioned Jurassic Park before Michael Crichton even finished writing the book so the idea that James Cameron “almost directed it” feels like a delusion on his part
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Steven Spielberg optioned Jurassic Park before Michael Crichton even finished writing the book so the idea that James Cameron “almost directed it” feels like a delusion on his part
Tim sounds pretty bitter he wasn’t included in the group chat
October 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Tim sounds pretty bitter he wasn’t included in the group chat
I find this whole endeavour icky. The man has been dead for over 40 years, have you not ridden his coattails far enough?
September 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I find this whole endeavour icky. The man has been dead for over 40 years, have you not ridden his coattails far enough?
It is my most old man yells at cloud opinion that people that put these on their car should have their license revoked
August 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It is my most old man yells at cloud opinion that people that put these on their car should have their license revoked
Yeah I know you can give me the dictionary definition but can you show me what late stage capitalism actually, physically, look like?
July 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Yeah I know you can give me the dictionary definition but can you show me what late stage capitalism actually, physically, look like?
Today at work two 24yr olds pointed at this picture on Spotify and asked me who this woman was and I didn't fire them immediately and I'm still second guessing myself about it
November 27, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Today at work two 24yr olds pointed at this picture on Spotify and asked me who this woman was and I didn't fire them immediately and I'm still second guessing myself about it
Look, I'm not a licensed AI investigator, but I have my suspicions in this case all the same
October 23, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Look, I'm not a licensed AI investigator, but I have my suspicions in this case all the same
Justin Bieber should really see if he can get "love yourself" pulled from circulation, it's just so embarrassing for him
September 18, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Justin Bieber should really see if he can get "love yourself" pulled from circulation, it's just so embarrassing for him
I just thought of the names Rhea Furlman and Furla Tortelli for cats but I already have Ralph so I'm just putting them out there for free for anybody
April 20, 2024 at 7:14 AM
I just thought of the names Rhea Furlman and Furla Tortelli for cats but I already have Ralph so I'm just putting them out there for free for anybody
Presented w/out context 🦕🐱
*But w/ alt text ✌️
*But w/ alt text ✌️
April 11, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Presented w/out context 🦕🐱
*But w/ alt text ✌️
*But w/ alt text ✌️
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money.
I loved this then and I love it now
I loved this then and I love it now
March 29, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money.
I loved this then and I love it now
I loved this then and I love it now
Ralph says it's whisker Wednesday
January 4, 2024 at 7:21 AM
Ralph says it's whisker Wednesday
This energy drink looks pretty disgusting and like it's not what I ordered but I was so desperate for caffeine that I decided to taste it and it's delicious and exactly what I ordered so I'm going to be carrying that give it a chance attitude into 2024
December 31, 2023 at 5:58 PM
This energy drink looks pretty disgusting and like it's not what I ordered but I was so desperate for caffeine that I decided to taste it and it's delicious and exactly what I ordered so I'm going to be carrying that give it a chance attitude into 2024
When using gift bags, it's all about how you use the tissue paper
December 25, 2023 at 6:58 AM
When using gift bags, it's all about how you use the tissue paper
Attempting to draw the 14yo's face at this angle made me feel bad for ever mocking weird renaissance paintings of animals
December 2, 2023 at 7:26 AM
Attempting to draw the 14yo's face at this angle made me feel bad for ever mocking weird renaissance paintings of animals
Wanton late night display of beans
October 30, 2023 at 7:11 AM
Wanton late night display of beans
I don't mean to brag but Ralph is really good at tunnels. He definitely understands how they work and is not a complete floofus
October 14, 2023 at 5:04 AM
I don't mean to brag but Ralph is really good at tunnels. He definitely understands how they work and is not a complete floofus