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they tried to stop me but i always persist
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
fire, zumba with me
October 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
elton john’s new album “wonderful sexy night” is now number 1 on the charts. we did it!
please buy elton john’s new album “wonderful sexy night”, available at asda
September 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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THROUGH THE DARKNESS

OF FUTURE PAST

THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE

ONE CHANCE OUT

BETWEEN TWO WORLDS
September 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
please buy elton john’s new album “wonderful sexy night”, available at asda
September 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
2028 is the year joanna newsom will get CANCELLED on twitter dot com
September 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
i had a dream taylor swift dropped a new album called “AFRICA!” and it was literally just her last album but she would randomly shout “Burkina Faso make some noise!!!!” every so often.
September 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
my youtube algorithm thinks i’m either a CEO or a child. the algorithm thinks im Boss Baby!!!!!!!!!
September 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
british detective drama shows be titled:

rumour
hearsay
talk
tittle tattle
the grapevine
word on the street
tea
whisper
SHETLAND
September 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
enquiring minds would like to know
what are the danish up to lately
September 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
what are the danish up to lately
September 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
she club my penguin while i moshi on that monster
September 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
watching Lost Highway in a cinema…… yeah i’m kinda deranged
September 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
sometimes i just be crushing up sichuan peppercorns and snorting them…
September 8, 2025 at 7:53 AM
laura palmer would’ve loved silksong
September 7, 2025 at 9:53 AM
kate bush needs to be arrested for her tea pouring crimes
September 7, 2025 at 9:52 AM
inland empire is so scary cos that wasn’t even special effects, laura dern can just do that with her face
September 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
pitbull in twin peaks…. call that dale cooper
September 6, 2025 at 7:18 AM
slipping copies of madonna’s SEX book into the tesco meal deal section just to feel something
September 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
September 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM