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Lauren.
@lauraniumm.bsky.social
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Dems take note—you, too, could be hotter than Gosling if you would make at least one (1) ballsy move for your constituents, please and thank you, goodnight
Screenshot of Bluesky’s trending topics list; Senator Van Hollen ranks at number 1 with a red label reading “hot” next to his name; Ryan Gosling ranks at number 2 with a green label reading “new” next to his name.
April 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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me in the national security group chat
March 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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just passed one of these bad boys on 66, lol. lmao, even! #elon #bouncehouse #nazitruckfuckoff
A photo of a multicolored, gaudy af cybertruck advertising “Bruno’s Bounce House” in various early-aughts graphics and fonts. Woof.
March 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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behind on #BelovedFebruary because someone stole my spot 👀
A devastatingly cute, blonde, 8-year-old German shepherd mix lounges on a couch, clearly taking the spot of someone who’s reading Beloved with their morning coffee. 10/10 would forgive her.
February 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Morrison’s use of omniscient narration allows for such rich character development—for multiple characters—in such a short amount of time! (Chapter 1 alone) #BelovedFebruary ♥️ @heymrsbond.com
February 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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ooop, forgot to do alt text for Viola! here’s another pic of her look last night—one of my favorites 🖤✨ #violadavis #goldenglobes #cecilbdemilleaward
Violas Davis on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a black sequined (maybe? either way, it’s very shimmery) gown, holding out her sheer black cape and looking like she might fly away or cast a spell! The coolest part of this dress is that the shimmery sparkles are rainbow and you can see them shine with her movement!
January 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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🐐🐐🐐 #ayoedebiri #goldenglobes
Ayo Edebiri on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a grey suit with drapey pants, a satin grey shirt, and a long, gold feather for a “tie.” She also looks like she’s wearing grills! Her hair is down and curly, parted down the middle.
January 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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perfection 🤯 #janellejames #goldenglobes
Janelle James at the Golden Globes in a black velvet strapless gown with a sweetheart neckline and black satin elbow-length gloves. Her hair is in a short pixie cut. She wears diamond earrings and bracelets.
January 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Colman Domingo ALWAYS looks good 🤩🙏 #goldenglobes
Colman Domingo on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a charcoal gray suit with a black and white polka dot (?) shirt and a grey scarf tied in a bow as the “tie.”
January 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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jeremy noooo 🫢 #goldenglobes
Jeremy Strong on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a eucalyptus green corduroy (suede??) suit over a white turtle neck topped with a matching eucalyptus green corduroy (suede????) bucket hat and omg he also has on some copper tinted aviator sunglasses. It’s so much.
January 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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dave rygalski forever 🥰 #adambrody #goldenglobes #gilmoregirls #sethcohen
Adam Brody on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a double-breasted forest green suit with black lapels and a white rose(?) boutonnière.
January 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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🚨🚨🚨Emma Stone has a pixie cut #emmastone #goldenglobes
Emma Stone on the Golden Globes carpet wearing a classic red strapless gown with an empire waist and faux ribbon belt. She’s also debuting (I think?…) an adorable pixie haircut.
January 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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what 🥵 #kerirussell #goldenglobes
Keri Russell on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a white, angular one-piece suit with a bedazzled belt and black pumps. It also looks like the suit might have a cape?
January 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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this is so fun! #violadavis #goldenglobes
January 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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blue 🩵🥹 #andrewscott #goldenglobes
Andrew Scott on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a monochromatic robin’s egg blue suit? And a pearl(??) bracelet?! 🤪
January 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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i do love a red carpet night 😏✨ #amyadams #goldenglobes
Amy Adams poses on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a burgundy gown with a sweetheart neckline and drapey off-shoulder sleeves. Her necklace and earrings are in a sort of art deco style and look like spikey stars!
January 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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uh, what now? 😂
A screenshot showing the results of a Google search that inexplicably labels the classic animated film How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966) as a “documentary/musical.” I have…questions.
December 8, 2024 at 7:57 PM