We just signed up for the Springdale Public Library’s summer reading program! We’re a week late, but better late than never! Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card!

I am so good at sending emails. Everyone wishes they were on my level for sending emails

It’s going to be so embarrassing when Spotify wrapped comes out in December and my top songs for the year include “Le Poisson Steve”

We’re under a flash flood warning. I’m hoping all this rain will finally get the coffee stains off the top of my car

Sitting at work, thinking about the Tollund Man

Today is JRR Tolkien’s birthday, just in case you were looking for an excuse to eat two breakfasts

Kelsey and I are getting sonic for dinner. I went to add a cup of water and discovered that the sonic app gives you the option to add jalapeños to your water.
🧋✨opposite boba✨🧋

A while back I went to a twilight trivia contest right after the Dune movie came out. I came up with “Bella look it’s Shai Hulud,” as a potential team name. Kelsey wouldn’t let me use it but the phrase has haunted me ever since.

Kelsey’s Spotify wrapped includes a lot of gay girl music but also includes The Mountain Goats as her third top artist because I keep listening to their music in the car. I am cackling

I can’t stop thinking about the kidz bop covers of chappell roan songs.
Today I asked Kelsey if she thought they would do a red wine supernova cover titled “koolaid supernova.”
She lovingly asked me to please stop talking about kidz bop.

One big benefit of bluesky over Twitter that no one is talking about is that my mom doesn’t know about bluesky so I’m able to curse here.

Did you know that your tongue has eight muscles in it? It’s not just one big muscle?

Here I am on bluesky!