the masculine urge to carry a tote bag thrown over your shoulder instead of through the arm hole
October 25, 2023 at 7:16 PM
the masculine urge to carry a tote bag thrown over your shoulder instead of through the arm hole
You’re in a heist movie when the taxi starts driving before the automatic door closes
October 2, 2023 at 2:20 AM
You’re in a heist movie when the taxi starts driving before the automatic door closes
A tool belt is an open face purse
September 25, 2023 at 6:37 PM
A tool belt is an open face purse
Me: *reads name tag* Hi, nice to meet you Garcia
Garcia: It’s pronounced like “Marsha”
Garcia: It’s pronounced like “Marsha”
September 22, 2023 at 2:13 PM
Me: *reads name tag* Hi, nice to meet you Garcia
Garcia: It’s pronounced like “Marsha”
Garcia: It’s pronounced like “Marsha”
Catch the bouquet!
[throws edible arrangement]
[throws edible arrangement]
September 8, 2023 at 3:14 PM
Catch the bouquet!
[throws edible arrangement]
[throws edible arrangement]
Soffe shorts is to Lululemon what Blockbuster was to Netflix.
August 6, 2023 at 5:21 PM
Soffe shorts is to Lululemon what Blockbuster was to Netflix.