Where are you teaching?

I didn't expect to be correcting the spelling of the term shithole, when I woke up this morning. However, this is where I find myself.
*shithole.

*you're

I guess it's totally logical to obey a magic man in the sky who apparently once drowned all the puppies in the world. Welcome to the fascinating world of science, where everything is made up of atoms and the subparticles of neutrons, protons, electrons, and morons...

Who gets measles? The children of antivaxers...

Oh, did I hear my theme tune being played? 🤣

Looks like a tempted murder...

When Bella stands on his eyelids, yes.

Hank is the goodest boy...

It's all fun and games until they do a runner and refuse to come back for two hours...

I have this look, although I know which life choices brought me here. The best/stupidest ones (my look typically happens when I'm crying and eating cheese).

Anyone under 30 years of age won't get this... 🙄
Sucks to be them! 😂

And you look thrilled to be at the adults table... I guess it maybe wasn't as exciting as I always imagined, when I was stuck at the kids table fighting with my brothers until I was 16. Learnt how to make a shiv from plastic cutlery well before my years from being at that table 🥄

Well, that's really on you for underestimating how brilliant shredded wheat is...
Also, 30 minutes to make breakfast? Were you churning the butter for your toast and making orange juice with one of those squeezer things from the 80s? (the things that don't get pips and peel out). Your son is smart!