Unfortunately for everyone involved, my brothers partner has discovered doctor who

when the film about love and grief hits so good you start thinking about your abandoned amy pond fic from six years ago

God this book is making me want to gnaw my own arm off

love being called THE FUCK out in group

I accidentally took my night time meds as soon as I woke up and I have to finish a job application today lmao today's gonna be FUN

Happy new years we did a DIP in the SEA in SCOTLAND

i'm going to fail goodreads for the second year in a row 😭

You know it's gonna be a banger of a greys anatomy when the title card is a spooky hallway and then a string orchestra version of 1d drag me down kicks off

pleased to report I absolutely bodied my very first christmas day dinner

Still do not understand what kind of shenanigans were apparently going on in the honeymoon suite with the kissogram and centurion fits

THE HOUSE IM STAYING IN THIS WEEKEND HAS A SLIDE

I'm being punked right

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Time blindness strikes again somehow I need to go shopping, bake beckys birthday cake, wrap presents, assemble the two Main Presents, assemble 5 more photo garlands and 50 party bags, make up two guest beds, populate a playlist and decorate the living room all in the next....2 hours

havent even tweeted about the widojest crumbs on the cr holiday album yet BUT BELIEVE YOU ME, IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THEM

if I had a penny for every tv amelia who I had to watch lose herself in a relationship and marry a useless sack of fragility who only sees her as a walking wonb I'd have two pennies which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

imagine if the sending spells had stayed broken after the apogee solstice and people had stayed missing and eventually everyone gives up on seeing beau and caleb again except for jester

omg it's so quiet here