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Laura Clemens
@lauraclemens.bsky.social
Care experienced adult making a mess of life

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Well about that join date
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Grok is making up horrible stuff about the club I support. Someone made a harmless joke about the keeper called Boycott not playing and in response to a Q about context Grok posted this
November 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Brentford FC samosas £7

Can't remember if I got lamb but that is mint yogurt and Encona hot sauce there too

Not an official branded concession but by fan demand for samosas people to come
October 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My husband went out early this morning without me noticing. He came back with three kilos of corn tortillas because they were 80% off at the tortilla factory and now there are three kilos of tortillas in the kitchen staring at me
October 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
October 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I think more people should include the ad they get when they crop the screenshot of some nonsense he has posted

Quality stuff
September 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
What ad did you get when you looked at President Business’s post?

I got a My Pillow ad

At least on old Twitter they tried to sell me missiles or stuff like that, yeah cool I definitely am in charge of a whole country’s electric generation stuff love the hydro idea
September 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I found some wrapped sweets when I was at the football that I had forgotten about in my bag but my son ate them all
September 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I did not touch the forbidden railway electricity

Visited an art deco electricity control room for the railway
September 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It looks worse when the ads aren’t cropped out
September 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
New Yorkers are rightly proud of their trains, but this is London’s map of stuff on rails, they just don’t have that level of service

And European trains, a normal German long distance high speed has a bar where they serve beer from kegs, into actual glasses, restaurant cars they don’t have this
September 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Photo evidence for you

She’s got her own shirt number ahahaha
August 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Bless, they are trying though

One of my local pubs isn’t a flagship but does have the board of the brewery in to eat and bring business guests so the food is actually always good
August 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Uh oh, the Financial Times got something incredibly wrong, standing on the right is in the TFL Bylaws, Section 9 (1) so the very first thing in the Equipment and Safety section, there is also a potential penalty, an actual fine for breaking the bylaw
August 17, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Sorry if that sounded rude about ur knife skills!

Someone got me this many many years ago because I asked and they were very hard to get then
July 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Once my son realised our Indian style tawa is perfect for quesadillas he learnt to make them at home

That pan is seasoned, not with a non-stick coating lol
June 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It did inspire my son ask me to cook taco birria with him and I live in London and finding some stuff meant going to specialists that import from Mexico
June 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Please ma’m point it away from me

The Kemi uses binoculars picture looks like it was taken by someone who hates her

www.paimages.co.uk/search-resul...
June 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
An English copy of Isidore of Seville, Etymologiae, from the 2nd or 3rd quarter of the 12th century

With added cat paw prints which make it better and more interesting

Innocent
June 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Haha, this one still runs in Italy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FS_Clas...
June 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP
June 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Loooool

I am interested as Business

He’s fucked fucked, I’ve already worked out how to fuck this one over

Seriously red team it and do that with knowledge of all the Golden Visas etc that have been done over the world, and also shut down
June 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My friend took me round the back of some shops to a little restaurant, basically operating out of a garage and lean to's and this was too much food for one person

The leftovers will last to the weekend
May 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I do recommend, as far as people are able, that people get a mental map of everything on tracks
May 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Oh my
May 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM