Shadow, who sunk the battleship of our hearts

wait until your 50s. we’re even better and given even fewer — nay, negative - fucks

congrats and thank you for all you've done for the community!

once I was sailing w people I had just met and I spent the entire time telling everyone on board the entire story of the Essex complete w dramatic reading of “we have been stove by a whale!”

everyone in my friend group just got our @ranchogordo.bsky.social shipments, so we’re planning a dinner party called “Fellas, It’s Bean Good to Know Ya” where we’ll eat beans, drink Edmund Fitzgerald Porter, sing sea shanties, and quiz each other w shipwreck trivia

Schumero resignato est

also where can I buy it, link please

and by "worst" you mean "best"