LinkedIn really is a vibe

Subscribers in my newsletter's welcome sequence:
"I'm obsessed with your emails! They're already making me a better writer! I'm so glad I signed up!"
Also subscribers in my newsletter's welcome sequence:

TFW a BIG FAN reaches out and fills in "[NAME OF BRAND]" in the cold-email template with the full url. Feelin' the love! 🙄

Hi, I'm a bit of an email geek. If you want to use it better for your business, this one's for you!
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So many posts about whether audiobooks "count" as reading or not. Why is there any counting at all? Are they giving out reading points that convert to airline miles?

Unrelated: I have it on good authority that my book on audible is an excellent "read."

How is it that the guy who looks like a kid stuck in the next booth eating McNuggets with his nanny basically controls the fate of the world?