“The official skibidi toilet figurines are finally here” are words I never thought I’d hear

You picked the right time but the wrong guy

I can’t with Tom Sandoval still wearing that lightning bolt necklace on #TheTraitors

We need to bring back the Pop Goes Punk compilation albums

I can’t wait to spend 50% more at the grocery store tomorrow!!

Thank you, emotional support baked potato

My son was playing with his hot wheels and yelled “ARE YOU READY TO GET RUMBLING?!” The kids are confused but alright.

Finally getting around to watching Wicked!