Laura Morris-Horn 🎀
laura-emme.bsky.social
Laura Morris-Horn 🎀
@laura-emme.bsky.social
Contemporary Fusion Bellydancer
Musical Saw Player
Robert Smith Impersonator
Tattooed White Girl With Dreads
Pinned
If I were in a slasher film, I think I would be the third to go. The first one is the shock of it, the second one is confirmation that they're being killed, and the third one shows that it's about to get messy.
Stable? That's for horses.
February 12, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I was putting rosin on my saw-bow and wondered if it would have the same effect on my hair when balancing a sword.

It does not, and now I have rosin in my hair.
February 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I like this app because it feels like I'm screaming into the void and I can say things like "fuck all of this forever" without getting a notification with the suicide hotline.
January 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I've noticed that the advice I give is usually drugs and dissociation.

I have yet to find a better way to not fix anything 😅
January 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"I'm a blunt blowin, laid back, go with the flow shawty."

I saw that scrolling reddit comments last night and I can tell that it's going to live in my head, rent-free, for a while.
January 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
How to perturb medieval owls
January 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I wish I hadn't eaten all of the croissants.
January 22, 2025 at 8:59 AM
When the fed-ex truck sounds like a mizmar.
January 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I think it's time to bring back the lobotomy. Neuroscience has certainly come far enough for another shot.
January 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If I were in a slasher film, I think I would be the third to go. The first one is the shock of it, the second one is confirmation that they're being killed, and the third one shows that it's about to get messy.
January 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM