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LaundryMates
@laundrymates.bsky.social
Laundry, simplified. 🧺✨

We pick up, wash, fold, and deliver, so you can focus on what matters most. More Life, Less Laundry.

📍Chicago (Far Northside)

🔗mylaundrymates.com
To the heroes who gave their all, Thank You. 💙
We honor your service and sacrifice this Memorial Day. 🇺🇸
May 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
👕Laundry Math No One Talks About:
🌀One person: 8 loads a week.
🌀A family: Infinity loads. ♾️
🌀The moment you think you're done? 3 more things appear. 😩
April 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Life hack: Want to stop losing socks in the wash?
Wash them in a mesh bag. 🧦
Or, accept the chaos and start a “random sock drawer.”
Your choice. 🤷‍♀️
March 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The 3 Laundry Cycles:
1️⃣ Wash the clothes 🧺
2️⃣ Forget them in the washer 😅
3️⃣ Rewash them because now they smell weird 🤦‍♂️
Repeat as necessary. 😩
March 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Laundry is just a battle between:
Having clean clothes VS. Not wanting to fold them...
And folding always loses.
March 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Every laundry load has:
✅ One sock that disappears 🧦
✅ A hoodie string that vanishes 🎽
✅ A mystery stain that wasn’t there before 😩
The laws of laundry physics remain unsolved.
March 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Using more detergent does not make your clothes cleaner. It just makes your washer work overtime to rinse it out.

Less is more. Your clothes (and washing machine) will thank you! 🙌
March 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Nobody ever really FINISHES laundry. 🔁
We just take breaks in between loads. 👀
March 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Do you…
🌀 Fold your laundry immediately?
OR
🌀 Let it sit in the basket until you need it?
(Let’s be honest, we all know the answer.)
March 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
🙏 Manifesting a life where…
✅ My laundry washes itself 🧺
✅ My clothes are magically folded 👕
✅ I never have to match socks again 🧦
Oh wait, that already exists. It’s called LaundryMates. ✨🧺🙌
March 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The 3 Stages of Laundry:

1️⃣ Wash laundry 🧺
2️⃣ Forget it in the dryer for 3 days 😅
3️⃣ Rewash it because now it smells weird 🤦‍♂️

OR!

Just let LaundryMates handle it the first time. 🚚🧺🙌
March 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Forget finding your soulmate, just find LaundryMates.
We pick up, clean, fold, and deliver… can your ex do that? 🤔🧺
March 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
🚨PSA: Just because it’s in the laundry basket doesn’t mean it’s clean.🚨
Avoid the sniff test and let LaundryMates handle the dirty work for you!
March 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Few things in life are as satisfying as…
✅ A text back from your crush 😍
✅ Finding money in your pocket 💸
✅ Your clothes coming back perfectly clean & folded from LaundryMates 🧺✨
March 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Breaking News: Another sock has mysteriously disappeared. 🧦🚨

Last seen: Heading into the wash. Never came out. Suspect: The Washing Machine.

Reward: Letting LaundryMates handle it instead.
March 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
🧺 Common reasons people delay doing laundry:

"It’s not that bad yet."
"I’ll do it this weekend."
"Laundry is a social construct."
"Maybe if I ignore it, it will go away."

Spoiler: It won’t. But LaundryMates can make it disappear for you.
March 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The art of doing nothing is a skill. 🧘‍♂️
LaundryMates helps you master this art by taking laundry off your to-do list. 🙌
March 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Where do all the socks go? 🤔
We've investigated the Bermuda Triangle of laundry (aka the dryer) and are here to report that LaundryMates can help you find your missing socks. 🧦🙌
March 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
That moment you realize you're out of a clean pair of socks and your LaundryMates pickup isn't for two more days. 😬
March 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Anyone else's dryer eats socks? 👀
Is there a sock monster living in there?
Call LaundryMates for help!🧦👹
March 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
👻 Laundry Horror Story:
You finally wash your favorite hoodie…
…only to realize you left a tissue in the pocket. 😱👕💀
Don’t risk it. Let the pros handle it. 🙌🧺
March 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Me: "I should do laundry today." 🤔
Also me: "This shirt has at least one more wear in it." 😏
We both know how this ends. Just call LaundryMates. 🧺
February 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Laundry: The never-ending cycle of life. 🔁
(Unless you use LaundryMates, then it's more like a gentle breeze.🌬️)
February 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
📢 Relationship status update: "It's complicated."
...with my laundry. 🧺
We break up, but it keeps coming back. 😩🧺
LaundryMates = the only real solution to toxic cycles.🔁
February 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Technically, lifting a laundry basket counts as weight training, right? 💪🧺
No? Okay, well, LaundryMates still does all the heavy lifting for you. 🏋🏻
February 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM