Came here just for this

When you do come back and tell us lol

Captive audience? Hostage to their monologue?

Third ace here, can confirm as well.

This is so so disgustingly typical of research into Bi+ people that I’m not even remotely surprised.

Holy shit I forgot she existed

Get a mod that makes animals poo. Collect the poo, take poo collection to the top of the tallest mountain. Place it in one huge mound. Fus Roh Dah the giant mound of poo off the highest mountain so it rains down below.