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laughswithknives.bsky.social
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@laughswithknives.bsky.social
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🔞 ≈tall & weird≈ 🔆🐦‍⬛🏳️‍⚧️😻🏳️‍🌈 👹‼️
~nb queer futchbabe hagfyag~
loves arts, dark souls, mtgs, cookings
💜fond of the gays, hyper upper of oomfs💜
•ravens, demons, and felines are ~so~ cool•
| i survived cancer | ill survive tx |
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by combining all my knowledge, talent, and dreams, i shall make the greatest slice of life yaoi this world has ever seen! MUAHHAHAHA 😼!
‘trigun maximum’ ‘berserk vol 5’ ‘i’m just here for the food’ & ‘i’m just here for more food’ - alton brown
March 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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tobacco in the wind ✅
prayer under the penumbra ✅
crystals in my ass ✅
March 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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in bed w my four ride or dies 🥹
March 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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🎶i am the crushed right hand🎶
February 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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i saw this ysdy and was expecting another aï blah thing but 🙀 that was such a cute quiz!
February 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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after a week on mucinex dm and coucgh syrup, i feel human and cognizant so i’ll be sure to shower.
but im doin a covid booster plus another round of prog this week. not much time before the 👹 is back 😭
February 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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bluesky pick this #DarkHag ‘s #NewProfilePic pls 💁🏼‍♀️
February 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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heyyy i only need to sniff the cigarette, i can be trusted to not light it as ever1 goes to sleep 2nite :33
pic of me, looking tired, halfway opened eyes staring off-kilter into the distance, with a loose newport cigarette in my right hand as it’s presenting it under my well lit schnoz. u can see my starry night tittie painting mostly peeping out of my grey tank top
February 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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white box square frame of a painting of two squids. both red, one is larger and constricting the other; surrounded by brackish blue, within a golden frame in black outline, inside another golden frame with cluttered ivy scrolls with smeared ink splotches
February 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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i’m capable of doing so much more damage than this. im gonna make TWO toasted pbj’s, and im gonna feel TWICE the warmth and comfort than a lowly singular toasted pbj 🫠
December 11, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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December 5, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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and on this day, spent building up layers of grime and widening my raccoon eyes, i was blessed with a free chalupa and a sack of sauces 🥹🥹😭
TACO BELL SPREAD a cup of the fresh hot cantina verde salsa, a chalupa and soft taco surrounded by sauce packets of Fire, Hot, and Diablo, with a large baja blast in the back
December 4, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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she’s got the wiggle and after seeing her im gonna be stuck on this for the next couple days
December 1, 2024 at 6:38 AM
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ok i wrote the alt description responsibly in the notes app this time. now it’ll be super easy to repost this exact painting in a month when it snows in hell!
#art #artshare #humanart #acrylic
wintry scene of needled trees covered in snow with two red ornaments in the center. a 30” x 24” canvas, the branches extend from the bottom right corner to the top left, thinning out in that final third section. the white of the snow is undertoned with light blue, thickly covering the top layers of the dark forest green needles. thru the numerous prickly shafts of green sits reddish brown branches. a less complicated group of twigs extend out the center of the canvas towards the top left corner, where u see a brilliant red plain spherical ornament. it’s suspended by a thin red ribbon and fancy S shaped silver hook. it’s reflective of the faint lilac tinted and featureless background, displaying a solid light from above the trees mass, along the front top left quadrant, and its underside and back slightly darker. a second identical red ornament sits just off the center of the canvas, half a foot diagonally below and a few inches past the first, within a small darker pocket of branches than its more snow-heavy layer above as well as behind it, where it’s lessened snow shows a toned down red and green pairing. the sphere has some light streaks again in its front left upper quadrant, but more than half of this ball is darkened as it’s sitting lower into this mass of branches. in the bottom left corner of the canvas is a group of branches running perpendicular to the rest, shallowly pointing to the center and larger due to perspective. this has the most direct observance of snow and its weight, the buildup of it is thick and the branches are drooping towards u more heavily than any other u see. u want to shake it off, shake it off, woo hoo hoo
December 1, 2024 at 6:18 AM
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its 11/29?? it’s back! gay furry christmas is back!!
mirror selfie of me smirking wearing a loose white sweater with a christmas themed allover print. it features simple black snowflakes amongst a repeated drawing of two reindeer mounting, the bottom wearing a red christmas sweater and the top wearing a green one
November 30, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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this could be us but u overheatin from all of the strain and weight placed on u recently so i put a wet washcloth to cool u down as u sit back and enjoy the night relaxing
pouring choco chips into a mixing bowl full of batter cookie batter too thick. kitchenaid mixer motor got too hot, so a grey wet washcloth is placed on top of it. cake spatula is resting on the side of the mixing bowl full of choco nut batter. there’s a big steel bowl to the right of mixer that has about a quarter cup of choco chips.
November 29, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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some Recent Looks™️ <and by recent i mean i tried on a forgotten black moto jacket that immediately began to disintegrate, casting black snow everywhere 🙃>
me wearing a white pearl snap shirt, loose brown short robe, half the shirt tucked in to black jeans, wooden beads hanging from under the white collar going half way down my chest, and long wavy floofed brown hair angled to the left of my face me wearing the white button up from yesterday but with a oversized black motorcycle jacket. there’s a couple of wrinkles along the shoulder and elbow were u can see that it began to disintegrate immediately upon wearing it me holding the phone closer to the mirror, with curlier wave shag haircut, octagonal gold glasses, oversized mint green with wear n tear n bleach spots. um and doing a big pouty plumping lips 👄 thing.
November 29, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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total cultural victory <costco won>
1’7” chinese traditional garbed bear statue holding a big bag of gold coins standing on top of red boxes of more bears
November 26, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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📡 calling all butt enjoyers 📡
a BUTT in a foggy mirror
November 26, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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qrp with your skull art 💀🖼️
tall painting of a naked man hoisting up a bull skull. his head is coiling back and left in disgust/anguish, his skin is yellowed with orange and blue bruising all over. there are brown roots overtaking him up to his waist, and there’s masses of undulating root-like masses all throughout the mid and background, some of it red along the left and middle while a tall blue mass is on the right. vague blue and red mountains are off in the distance that blend into a white and pink pale sky occupying the rest of the painting above the horizon.
November 26, 2024 at 4:25 AM
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5 times it took me to put this dog down but the gravetender greatwolf is done! now for nameless king 😺 it’s gonna take an hour 😺😺😺
November 24, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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surely we got a year’s worth of footage + transcripts to generate a matt miller cum denial vid. itll show how perverse it is seeing daily reassurances of ‘we’re doing all we can :/ it’s messy and out of our hands, but not as messy as ur hands gonna be if u see how close we get hostages out tmrw ;]’
spox matthew miller looking sad :[ doing that ‘chewing one side of ur mouth’ with disappointed puppy eyes 😕
November 22, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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head empty. only butter.
NY strip in the middle of a stainless steel pan. marinade and butter pooled under it with some heated oil spots radiating out from it. the side facing the camera is a long contiguous layer of fat 😩 red beans with parmesan sprinkle, buttered noodles on the right half of the plate with a1 drops on top leading to a new york steak strip at the top of the plate sliced chunk of steak in the foreground showing it’s half pink half grey insides. steak and buttered noodles in the mid-background
November 22, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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NB who loves grey? color me surprised 😐
tall sticklike non-binary human, plainfully denoted by the fact that NB’s are most likely to wear grey stovepipe skinny jeans with an oversized dark grey sweater, lugging a vape in hand everywhere they go. they’re standing with their right foot turned outwards, dug into pebbles of a rock garden. left foot is along a two inch wall that separates the rocks with the grass of the backyard. in the foreground of the pic is unleveled square stones of a walkway. leaves all about the floor but there’s still half the amount of green hanging on in the tree past the red and black bricked house in the background.
November 22, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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where the fgc ppl at so they can laugh at me for getting a nostalgic tear over G’s theme and sfv’s metal soundtrack
November 20, 2024 at 4:16 PM