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𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙺: 𝚂𝙴𝚁𝙶𝙴𝙰𝙽𝚃

𝚁𝙾𝙻𝙴: 𝙻𝙰𝚄𝙶𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙿𝙸𝙻𝙾𝚃

𝙲𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚂: 𝙳𝙴𝚂𝙴𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 - 𝙽𝙴𝚄𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙴 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙾𝙽 𝚂𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚁𝙴𝚃𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚅𝙴 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚄𝙽𝙸𝚃 "𝙳𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙷 𝙰𝙳𝙳𝙴𝚁".

(no minors, no taboo. writer is 25 years old)
Pinned
TEMP PIN

NAME/ALIAS: MATT WARDAY, "HOPPER"

ROLE: PILOT OF LAUGHING SPECTER "DEATH ADDER"

STATUS: DESERTER

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RP ACCOUNT

NON-LEWD/LEWD STRICTLY IN DM'S ONLY!

15 YEARS OF WRITING BAYBEE

WRITTEN BY MASS

INFO BELOW

LIKE AND RT!!!
a robot is standing in a pile of rubble
ALT: a robot is standing in a pile of rubble
media.tenor.com
Is just retaping his suit.

" Wha? "
December 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
" Do not ask for Grinch Glaze you don't want it. Trust me. "
December 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
" I'm not a MILF, I just have trust issues and a robot. "
December 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Reposted by 𝙼𝙰𝚃𝚃 𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙳𝙰𝚈, 𝙰𝙺𝙰 𝙷𝙾𝙿𝙿𝙴𝚁
Bring this energy with you int 2026 (yes this is a threat)
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
youtu.be/BuKft9LpL_0?...

//It's that time of year again.

Are you a saint (sainte?)

or a Grinch? (grunch?)

What's it gonna be, huh? Huh?
Gri​nch's ultimatum
YouTube video by PilotRedSun
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
when you get a new iphone
December 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It seems Esme was lucky today - she's caught Hopper in one of the rare times he's left the Death Adder's cockpit.

What she sees though wasn't pretty; Hop's face had decently sized scars crisscrossing its' surface, those scars only serving to trail down near his neck and disappear into the grey-and-

⠀⠀10⠀feet⠀from⠀his⠀current
⠀⠀position.

⠀⠀⠀⠀" pardon⠀me, "⠀a⠀gentle
⠀⠀voice⠀spoke⠀up, hands
⠀⠀held⠀together⠀politely⠀infront
⠀⠀of⠀herself.

⠀⠀⠀⠀" you⠀seem⠀ever-so
⠀⠀lonely.. might⠀you⠀need
⠀⠀company? "
December 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
//IS THAT MOTHERFUCKING 2003 TMNT SHREDDER
December 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
" SuS "

Proceeds to stutter loop afterward and spaz out.
— I like this guy.

>>He points at Hop and looks at the audience.
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"... "

She can hear gruff, hearty laughter coming from the mecha's comms.

" Ooooh, /that's/ a new one. "
"Say, why does every pillow hate Wednesday so much?

...because it's also known as 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘋𝘢𝘺."

...ba-dum, tiss!
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
" HELLO THERE TYRANNNOSAURUS ALAN "
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
//The fact I don't trust the Koopalings as rp characters thanks to The Roy Incident is both funny and a little sad.

That Morton has a sick looking design though. He looks like a snapping turtle
December 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
"Your mama's a hoe. "
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 AM
//asshole
December 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
holly jolly spiderballs
December 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"...anyone wanna tell him that woman's a Nazi vessel? "
December 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Reposted by 𝙼𝙰𝚃𝚃 𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙳𝙰𝚈, 𝙰𝙺𝙰 𝙷𝙾𝙿𝙿𝙴𝚁
𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔
'°•-._
fₗₑₑₜᵢₙg 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝒈𝒐 𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚
September 26, 2024 at 3:22 AM
///today is break day. there will be no rp today (unless i change my mind.)

here. go feel old if you remember these
December 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
🧪
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
//god give me strength not to make a metal gear joke
December 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Hop: I'm gonna thundercunt this car

the person in the backseat he forgot to check for:
December 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Has no money whatsoever.

DOES have a machine gun.
[←Currently sitting on ten million gold coins,

She's loaded, when it comes to earthbread currency,

Doesn't really know how it transfers over-]
December 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
" WHY ARE THERE SUDDENLY MORE RICH PEOPLE.

GO PAY YOUR TAXES I'M BROKE "
December 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
" That sounds like a /you/ problem. "

There's a playful sneer in the voice coming from Death Adder's comms. It's clear Hop's taking the piss.
December 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
" Gross. Rich people. "
December 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM