Aaron
@laughingjackal.bsky.social
Falling upwards thru life
aka Spork Bork, Stickarish, DillyDally
aka Spork Bork, Stickarish, DillyDally
- What could be worse than assigning people a city based on their music taste?
- How about an age?
- Diabolical. I love it
- And then lets add 10-25 years to whatever it actually is
- Mr. Spotify you are the so smarterest
- How about an age?
- Diabolical. I love it
- And then lets add 10-25 years to whatever it actually is
- Mr. Spotify you are the so smarterest
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
- What could be worse than assigning people a city based on their music taste?
- How about an age?
- Diabolical. I love it
- And then lets add 10-25 years to whatever it actually is
- Mr. Spotify you are the so smarterest
- How about an age?
- Diabolical. I love it
- And then lets add 10-25 years to whatever it actually is
- Mr. Spotify you are the so smarterest
oh my god just snow already
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
oh my god just snow already
playing a horror video game with a cat in your lap is a terrible idea. She scratched the fuck outta me
October 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
playing a horror video game with a cat in your lap is a terrible idea. She scratched the fuck outta me
just had the cops called on me for playing drums at 3 in the afternoon. I’ve been doing this since february and it only now bothers you without even telling me first?
October 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
just had the cops called on me for playing drums at 3 in the afternoon. I’ve been doing this since february and it only now bothers you without even telling me first?
Me: What are you singing?
7-yr-old: Papa John’s: The Musical
7-yr-old: Papa John’s: The Musical
October 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Me: What are you singing?
7-yr-old: Papa John’s: The Musical
7-yr-old: Papa John’s: The Musical
so if im just mildly autistic-presenting should i be microdosing my tylenol or how does this work
September 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
so if im just mildly autistic-presenting should i be microdosing my tylenol or how does this work
Pentagon should just have their own pizza kitchen if they want to be all hush hush
August 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Pentagon should just have their own pizza kitchen if they want to be all hush hush
i finally allowed myself a day to relax and so now my body gets to experience 100% of the pain
August 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i finally allowed myself a day to relax and so now my body gets to experience 100% of the pain
the barber took off too much and now i feel naked
August 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
the barber took off too much and now i feel naked
i love this band but before i get invested i need to know their stance on palestine
August 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
i love this band but before i get invested i need to know their stance on palestine
label says turkey but looks like ham
tummy will decide
tummy will decide
August 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
label says turkey but looks like ham
tummy will decide
tummy will decide
Me: I was born the same year as pokemon.
Camper: I was born the same year as GTA:V
fuck im old
Camper: I was born the same year as GTA:V
fuck im old
July 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Me: I was born the same year as pokemon.
Camper: I was born the same year as GTA:V
fuck im old
Camper: I was born the same year as GTA:V
fuck im old
my doctors: no swimming, diving, lifting, squatting, loud music, standing for long periods of time, running, biking, drums, live music, stairs, etc.
🎶these are a few of my favorite things🎶
🎶these are a few of my favorite things🎶
July 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
my doctors: no swimming, diving, lifting, squatting, loud music, standing for long periods of time, running, biking, drums, live music, stairs, etc.
🎶these are a few of my favorite things🎶
🎶these are a few of my favorite things🎶
This man on the frolf course is 100% a mall santa in december. Wearing red and everything
July 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This man on the frolf course is 100% a mall santa in december. Wearing red and everything
i think ultimate frisbee would be taken a lot more seriously if they weren’t all edgelord calling their sport “ultimate”
July 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
i think ultimate frisbee would be taken a lot more seriously if they weren’t all edgelord calling their sport “ultimate”
I’m getting a lot of VA benefits ads so apparently the algorithm thinks I’ve served
July 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’m getting a lot of VA benefits ads so apparently the algorithm thinks I’ve served
How this summer has treated me so far
July 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
How this summer has treated me so far
Randomly remembering how my HS health teacher, who put a condom over his entire head and kept a 10yr old twinkie in the classroom, was a voting member of the Razzies and the year I took his class, Adam Sandler’s “Jack and Jill” swept every single category as the worst movie in everything.
July 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Randomly remembering how my HS health teacher, who put a condom over his entire head and kept a 10yr old twinkie in the classroom, was a voting member of the Razzies and the year I took his class, Adam Sandler’s “Jack and Jill” swept every single category as the worst movie in everything.
hot dog food truck
is it a food truck that sells hot dogs?
A hot truck that sells dog food?
A truck that sells hot dog food?
A hot that trucks food dog?
is it a food truck that sells hot dogs?
A hot truck that sells dog food?
A truck that sells hot dog food?
A hot that trucks food dog?
July 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
hot dog food truck
is it a food truck that sells hot dogs?
A hot truck that sells dog food?
A truck that sells hot dog food?
A hot that trucks food dog?
is it a food truck that sells hot dogs?
A hot truck that sells dog food?
A truck that sells hot dog food?
A hot that trucks food dog?
A response from my landlord vs a head of lettuce
June 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
A response from my landlord vs a head of lettuce
is the enriched uranium in the room with us right now
June 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
is the enriched uranium in the room with us right now
okay what old forest witch did i piss off thats trying to final destination me this week
June 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
okay what old forest witch did i piss off thats trying to final destination me this week
shoutout to the pharmacist who pulled some strings and reduced my copay from $98 to $0
June 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
shoutout to the pharmacist who pulled some strings and reduced my copay from $98 to $0
this headache is really bad. they might have to amputate
June 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
this headache is really bad. they might have to amputate
gettin sick of these spam texts
June 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
gettin sick of these spam texts