Alt text: A blue blanket lies on the floor with a rat tail peeking out from under it. A person reaches out, gently grabs the tail, and tugs it. After the second round of tuggies, the tail is fussily fwipped under the blanket with a distinctly affronted air.

If moray eels ate scrangled egg

He sure is excited to be next to a murderous autocrat.

She holds all the braincells because her dumbass daughters can't be trusted with them.

The machinations of her mind are beyond man-thing comprehension!

I love it when animals look like they're plotting your death while telling you how much they love you

It's adorable and hilarious!

Pete Hegseth, most likely. Can't work a Signal chat, can't get the warheads hooked up properly, probably also can't reset the wi-fi router.

Hey, now, rats want no part of this. This little guy has significantly more empathy and basic respect for those around him than that man has ever been capable of. Also, they're smart enough to not push a nuclear warhead button that doesn't also dispense chocolate chips.

She really is just this guy

I knew there was a reason I liked Ponzu so much.

RAT

That face!

What is the purpose of having a purpose?