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Adam, Autumn Enjoyer 🍂
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He/him. Love Mega Man, Spelunky, Videoball, word puzzles, and massage chairs. Opinions expressed are my own. Userpic by patreon.com/icelevel. #BLM 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Different parade
From Batman (1989). Gotham City's bicentennial parade makes it way down a dark and smoky street, led by a float with a birthday cake and a large lit "200" sign on the front. Behind it is a huge balloon in the shape of a clown.
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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And yes, it does work both ways
Frank Rossitano from 30 Rock, sitting at a table. Frank is a clean-shaven man with shoulder-length curly brown hair and mutton chops who wears a pair of black glasses and a customized black trucker hat. Yellow text on this hat reads "GOOD SHAPE." Frank from 30 Rock, sitting at a table. He wears a blue trucker hat with yellow text that says "BAD GIRL." Frank from 30 Rock, pointing a remote control toward the viewer. He wears a yellow trucker hat with red text that says "PILLOW TALK." Frank from 30 Rock, now with a beard. He wears a red trucker hat with yellow text that says "FUNKY."
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Travis from Killer 7 but his shirt says things from Frank's hats on 30 Rock instead
Travis from Killer 7, sitting in the front seat of a car. Travis is a gray-skinned, white-haired ghost whose skin appears slightly transparent and wears a black tank top. Pink text on the tank top reads "1,000,000 POINTS." Travis from Killer 7, hanging upside-down from a pipe by his legs. Green text on his tank top reads "FOLEY ARTIST." Travis from Killer 7, leaning against a bluish-gray bathroom stall. Red text on his tank top reads "Taco Robot." Travis from Killer 7, leaning against a reddish-orange wall. Pink text on his tank top reads "KARATE SLUTS."
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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His scripts and delivery are so perfectly dry that these little buried jokes hit every time.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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The text "April has one tiddy fall out" in the style of the 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo: an inverted skinny red trapezoid with the white text "April has one" written in it, followed by the word "tiddy fall out" in large green text below it that is shaped to resemble muscles.
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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From The Simpsons episode "Bart the Lover," a drunken postcard scrawled on by Homer reads "Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here (unintelligible)." The postcard later continues "five dollars??!!!? get outta here (trails off)."
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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She's touring the facility
Chell, the player character from Portal 2. A woman with short hair in a ponytail, she wears a white tank top with the Aperture Laboratories logo, a pair of orange coveralls with the top tied around her waist, and a pair of sciency-looking boots that prevent her from taking damage from a fall. She also carries a portal gun.
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Part of a 4-panel comic from hausofdecline.bsky.social. While introducing herself to one of her favorite baseball players, Alex, a woman wearing a cap, suddenly suffers from rapid aging, her face melting into a heap of loose skin and wrinkles.
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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I found it! Didn't realize the guy in the picture was Eastman, but yeah. Lol
Kevin Eastman, one of the creators of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, sitting back in a chair at his desk and holding four unpainted TMNT action figures. He's looking at the camera with a strange expression that might be either a wry smile or a perverse grin.
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Happy International Men's Day to Elliot Page
Elliot Page wearing a dark cap, bomber shades, a simple chain necklace, and red swim trunks. Elliot is standing beside a pool and smiling.
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Good morning
The back of a white box truck. Printed graphics on the back panel, in several different font styles, read "New from the Cakebread family Bezel."
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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The congressman?
From Conan O'Brien's podcast, comedian Jim Downey reacts in mock surprise to the news that Jeffrey Epstein was a notorious sex criminal. Jim is a man with short gray hair, glasses, a large white mustache, and he wears a muted dark green polo shirt. He also wears a set of headphones and sits in front of a microphone on a stand.
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Okay maybe two
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Remember everyone pointing out how this plot point in Tron Legacy made no sense 15 years ago and now in 2025 we're supposed to smile and nod at shit like this irl like it's real
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon, leaving heroically despite not having done anything
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Timeline cleanse
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Well I'm convinced
The back of a tan/silver Chevy Equinox with words made of black duct tape above the badge that read "SYBUR TRUHK."
November 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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I think I did it wrong
The text "Zohran Mamdani for Mayor" in the style of the 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo: an inverted skinny red parallelogram with the white text "Zohran Mamdani for" written in it, followed by the word "Mayor" in large green text below it that is shaped to resemble muscles.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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A close-up of the lady from the movie Smile (2022), wearing a smile that looks both friendly and pained.
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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A sequence from The Simpsons. In the first image, nerdy kid Martin Prince, Jr. has put up a clean, neatly-lettered student council poster that says "A VOTE FOR BART IS A VOTE FOR ANARCHY!" In the second image, Bart has put his own poster over the first one that also reads "A VOTE FOR BART IS A VOTE FOR ANARCHY!", but with sloppy, edgy lettering, implying that voting for Bart and anarchy are cool.
November 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Republicans, the party of little birthday boys
A post from roo @PissJugTycoon that reads: I dated a 5'8 guy who'd taunt every jacked, 6'3 bro he met until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up, whereupon my ex would go "heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy" & it somehow always worked
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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The epic handshake meme, depicting the hugely muscular biceps of two people with their hands clasped together. Labels on the biceps read "Warriors games" and "Mega Man games," with the handshake labeled "Reviewers hate them."
November 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Loaded Pre #nonutnovember
A bottle of Ryse "Loaded Pre" in Baja Cooler flavor. The label goes on to say (in smaller letters) that it's a "ready-to-drink pre-workout" product. Just doesn't roll off the tongue quite like "Loaded Pre," I guess.
November 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I used to pass this place literally 45 mins from me. It's closed now
Exterior of a restaurant in a strip mall called crust pizzeria ("crust" is in all lowercase letters and depicted in Comic Sans font).
November 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Video game opinion
Meme of Sonic the Hedgehog lounging casually. Above him, a speech bubble reads "I want the Monster Mash in Rock Band and I'm not kidding."
November 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM