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An eldritch outsider that oozed down from the darkness between the stars to share what's on his mind - no minors, plz; age in bio or I must block
No pictures, unfortunately, but I knew a cat named Maynard who would sit at the table like a human. He also tried to put on his owners' backpacks - they think it was bcz he always saw them putting on packs before going out & he figured packs were the key to Outside™️
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
No pictures, unfortunately, but I knew a cat named Maynard who would sit at the table like a human. He also tried to put on his owners' backpacks - they think it was bcz he always saw them putting on packs before going out & he figured packs were the key to Outside™️
Don't @ me! Tom Hanks knows what he did, and one of these days, icy vengeance shall be mine!
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Don't @ me! Tom Hanks knows what he did, and one of these days, icy vengeance shall be mine!
*sighs* I'll add him to the list of ppl to slowly kidnap atom by atom. The Quantum Abduct-o-tron is very, very gradually the perfect crime.
See also, the Murder Glacier...but don't expect me to use that on JD - it's already aimed at Tom Hanks & it takes forEVER to retarget
See also, the Murder Glacier...but don't expect me to use that on JD - it's already aimed at Tom Hanks & it takes forEVER to retarget
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
*sighs* I'll add him to the list of ppl to slowly kidnap atom by atom. The Quantum Abduct-o-tron is very, very gradually the perfect crime.
See also, the Murder Glacier...but don't expect me to use that on JD - it's already aimed at Tom Hanks & it takes forEVER to retarget
See also, the Murder Glacier...but don't expect me to use that on JD - it's already aimed at Tom Hanks & it takes forEVER to retarget
No I don't. Why would you think that? I press all the buttons I see
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
No I don't. Why would you think that? I press all the buttons I see
Sorry to hear that. Since this was 14 days ago, I hope you're feeling a little better, though loss like this will also trigger the grief cycle
If your mood ever gets REALLY low, look up and attack your depression from underneath - it's vulnerable on its underside 🫂😉
If your mood ever gets REALLY low, look up and attack your depression from underneath - it's vulnerable on its underside 🫂😉
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Sorry to hear that. Since this was 14 days ago, I hope you're feeling a little better, though loss like this will also trigger the grief cycle
If your mood ever gets REALLY low, look up and attack your depression from underneath - it's vulnerable on its underside 🫂😉
If your mood ever gets REALLY low, look up and attack your depression from underneath - it's vulnerable on its underside 🫂😉
IKR? I mean, he's supposedly infallible - what are they gonna do if he says God told him to support the trans ppl, fire him?
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
IKR? I mean, he's supposedly infallible - what are they gonna do if he says God told him to support the trans ppl, fire him?
"Ohhh, so you're a hebephile, not a pedophile? Well, in that case, everything is fine" - said no human ever
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
"Ohhh, so you're a hebephile, not a pedophile? Well, in that case, everything is fine" - said no human ever