Are preliminary results looking that good?

Everything they make looks terrible, is clearly plagiarized from a furry artist, or both.

Me telling my partner about the stupid thing I just bought

Yeah it’s been one anxiety inducing piece of news after another lately

True but the US is full of judges who will just make shit up to justify ruling against people they don’t like

My downloads folder has porn videos right next to pdfs from scientific journals. I cannot be stopped.

Yeah wanting to talk to people but having no idea what to say is something I struggle with too.

No idea why the caffeine thing happened but the gluten thing turned out to be celiac’s disease.

So I used to be a heavy coffee drinker and then I started getting panic attacks whenever I drank it. I’ve pretty much cut out caffeine at this point. I also had to cut out gluten I was getting random stabbing pains for a year and after a test my doctor told me it was gluten. Been better ever since.

Weird interactions like that are why I don't interact too much on social media. People have this weird tendency to assume you meant something in the worst/creepiest way.

Apparently 😅

They’ve been talking about attacking Iran for at least 20 years straight at this point. Can’t say I’m surprised but I figured they’d come up with something better then reusing the Iraq excuse.

It’d be funnier if it wasn’t so depressingly accurate

The’ll just make up some shit to justify it and his fan club will accept it without question

Yeah they’re WILD on there

“Several hundred dollars of tree sap” hahaha