Don’t be fooled by these adorable and festive as fuck cans. This stuff is abominable, like a yeti. Just say no to Poppi.

The Snoopy donut from Krispy Kreme’s Peanuts Christmas rollout is the cutest thing. I wish he was just plain Kreme filled, I would bite off that nose so fast.

Who needs a basic ass giant skeleton when you can get this 9.5ft tall black cat? Omg, I love him. Matt’s on his way to Home Depot to pick him up right now, what should his name be?

Hit the highest temp this year so far, today. My poor dog doesn’t understand why he can’t go outside, & keeps giving me the look. You know the one. 🥺 Like that but poodle-y.

Never was a fan of a mustache only situation until I saw Aidan Turner as Declan in Rivals. Holy mother of god. My feelings would scandalize. & when he sniffs his cig smoke into his nostrils, idk wtf that is, but the room suddenly became 10° warmer. Husband gave me the side eye when I fanned myself.

Christina, omg, I couldn’t remember The Moffatt’s name so I used Google’s AI and typed in “90s brother band, that wasn’t Hanson,” and this came up. Look at the highlighted fact. AI is the worst. Get ready for Guns Of Love, on 1-800-MUSIC-NOW 😂 @glitterroses.bsky.social

Cheeks pink in the twinkling lights. 🥹

I want a swimsuit the exact style of Taylor’s I Can Do it With a Broken Heart two-piece. The bottoms shouldn’t be hard to do. & the top looks perfectly supportive in every way, somebody make this, multiple colors please. 1989 set combo colors would make a cute-ass swimsuit too, sans the leopard.

Hi, idk what I’m doing here. Currently my only friend is @graffisa.bsky.social. Hey, Ashley. 👋

But this has been a long time coming. Feed me well, Apple.