stop tagging me dude you are SO weird for this

Happy birthday big dawg!

Now when I'm subtly shifting the placement of a debris mesh in a corner because it's not perfectly placed even though the player will zip by it in half a second, I will think of megabonk and scream

- NO enemy attack animations
- NO player attack animations
- Procedurally generated maps have completely flat ground or simple slopes so shrines etc can spawn easily and look good
- Items/pickups represented by simple 2D sprites

Everything is shaved down to the pure essential, truly art

red blood cells be like

incredible...

you got any frogs too?

im pouring one out for the missed land drops

such is the journey to good taste. what's even funnier about it is after I bounced off of X-files the first time I went and watched all of Twin Peaks which is SO much slower