LateNiteReptile
@latenitereptile.bsky.social
Making the boys wider. Your waistline is not safe here. 18+ only.
Fitness tracker with the output sent directly to your feeder's phone, every heart rate spike a notification that you've hauled yourself off the couch for another trip to the fridge. Tie in a wireless scale so they can monitor how many pounds of food you've binged while they're away at work.
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Fitness tracker with the output sent directly to your feeder's phone, every heart rate spike a notification that you've hauled yourself off the couch for another trip to the fridge. Tie in a wireless scale so they can monitor how many pounds of food you've binged while they're away at work.
Brainstorming more weight gain metrics to track:
-Time it takes to walk 100m
-Time it takes to climb 1 flight of stairs
-Cankle circumference
-Belly spread when laying on side
-Average heart rate during sex
-Average heart rate after a "max effort" meal
-Time it takes to walk 100m
-Time it takes to climb 1 flight of stairs
-Cankle circumference
-Belly spread when laying on side
-Average heart rate during sex
-Average heart rate after a "max effort" meal
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Brainstorming more weight gain metrics to track:
-Time it takes to walk 100m
-Time it takes to climb 1 flight of stairs
-Cankle circumference
-Belly spread when laying on side
-Average heart rate during sex
-Average heart rate after a "max effort" meal
-Time it takes to walk 100m
-Time it takes to climb 1 flight of stairs
-Cankle circumference
-Belly spread when laying on side
-Average heart rate during sex
-Average heart rate after a "max effort" meal
Every once in a while it's fun to do a search for "bariatric supplies" and marvel at the weight limits.
Not because they're so high, but because they're so ~low~. Beds that can only handle up to 800lbs? Weak. I need the custom jobs that can support a small car.
Not because they're so high, but because they're so ~low~. Beds that can only handle up to 800lbs? Weak. I need the custom jobs that can support a small car.
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Every once in a while it's fun to do a search for "bariatric supplies" and marvel at the weight limits.
Not because they're so high, but because they're so ~low~. Beds that can only handle up to 800lbs? Weak. I need the custom jobs that can support a small car.
Not because they're so high, but because they're so ~low~. Beds that can only handle up to 800lbs? Weak. I need the custom jobs that can support a small car.
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Big dumb food-drunk creature flopped back and sprawled out with its mountain of a gut rising and falling with each laboured wheeze. 💦
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Big dumb food-drunk creature flopped back and sprawled out with its mountain of a gut rising and falling with each laboured wheeze. 💦
Massive gainer who is trying to curb his desires in order to remain mobile and independent, but occasionally breaks and packs on 20lbs in a week of pent up, self-destructive binging.
November 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Massive gainer who is trying to curb his desires in order to remain mobile and independent, but occasionally breaks and packs on 20lbs in a week of pent up, self-destructive binging.
I think consequences are important in gaining stories. It gives the weight actual meaning, beyond just being a number. Stories of four-digit weights are so much hotter when the character is actively choosing to accept the downsides and daily struggles along with the benefits.
October 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I think consequences are important in gaining stories. It gives the weight actual meaning, beyond just being a number. Stories of four-digit weights are so much hotter when the character is actively choosing to accept the downsides and daily struggles along with the benefits.
Extreme gainer/feeder couple having one last frank conversation about whether they're both ready for the gainer's impending immobility.
"Another 50 pounds and I don't think you'll ever leave the bed again...are you sure you want that?"
"Another 50 pounds and I don't think you'll ever leave the bed again...are you sure you want that?"
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Extreme gainer/feeder couple having one last frank conversation about whether they're both ready for the gainer's impending immobility.
"Another 50 pounds and I don't think you'll ever leave the bed again...are you sure you want that?"
"Another 50 pounds and I don't think you'll ever leave the bed again...are you sure you want that?"
Two gym bro best friends and the metabolic disaster of a roommate they tag team feed every night.
"Dude, this butter shake smells vile, you said he can drink two of these a night now?"
"Yeah man, wanna see if we can get a third one in him tonight?"
"Dude, this butter shake smells vile, you said he can drink two of these a night now?"
"Yeah man, wanna see if we can get a third one in him tonight?"
October 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Two gym bro best friends and the metabolic disaster of a roommate they tag team feed every night.
"Dude, this butter shake smells vile, you said he can drink two of these a night now?"
"Yeah man, wanna see if we can get a third one in him tonight?"
"Dude, this butter shake smells vile, you said he can drink two of these a night now?"
"Yeah man, wanna see if we can get a third one in him tonight?"
Sex: breaking out the funnel and making your partner struggle through a gallon of milkshake after already finishing a huge dinner.
October 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Sex: breaking out the funnel and making your partner struggle through a gallon of milkshake after already finishing a huge dinner.
You're already 600lbs. You already need special clothes, special furniture, special bathroom fixtures. Even if you managed to drop half your weight, you'd still be morbidly obese.
So why stop here? A normal life is forever out of reach, so you might as well keep eating into the unknown.
So why stop here? A normal life is forever out of reach, so you might as well keep eating into the unknown.
October 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You're already 600lbs. You already need special clothes, special furniture, special bathroom fixtures. Even if you managed to drop half your weight, you'd still be morbidly obese.
So why stop here? A normal life is forever out of reach, so you might as well keep eating into the unknown.
So why stop here? A normal life is forever out of reach, so you might as well keep eating into the unknown.
Get beyond freak show fat. Aim for horror movie fat. No longer just an amusing curiosity, but actively unsettling and worrying to behold.
October 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Get beyond freak show fat. Aim for horror movie fat. No longer just an amusing curiosity, but actively unsettling and worrying to behold.
Enjoying the "Guy moves out for the first time and packs on 100lbs in his first year with no family supervision" pipeline.
See also "Discovers he enjoys it and actively tries to gain a few hundred more before graduation."
See also "Discovers he enjoys it and actively tries to gain a few hundred more before graduation."
October 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Enjoying the "Guy moves out for the first time and packs on 100lbs in his first year with no family supervision" pipeline.
See also "Discovers he enjoys it and actively tries to gain a few hundred more before graduation."
See also "Discovers he enjoys it and actively tries to gain a few hundred more before graduation."
I really don't mind if my friends are a burden. Please come over and occupy my entire couch, ask me to bring the snacks within reach, or request a hand getting up to waddle to the bathroom. The more inconvenient your obesity is, the more I'm enjoying it!
October 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I really don't mind if my friends are a burden. Please come over and occupy my entire couch, ask me to bring the snacks within reach, or request a hand getting up to waddle to the bathroom. The more inconvenient your obesity is, the more I'm enjoying it!
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Reposted by LateNiteReptile
another keg down 🍻
thank you again @cowdypie !!
thank you again @cowdypie !!
October 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
another keg down 🍻
thank you again @cowdypie !!
thank you again @cowdypie !!
You should note that if you're already over 500lbs and the feeder is still wondering what another 50lbs might look like, the feeder does not in fact have an upper limit.
They will still be wondering even when you're pushing 4 digits.
They will still be wondering even when you're pushing 4 digits.
October 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You should note that if you're already over 500lbs and the feeder is still wondering what another 50lbs might look like, the feeder does not in fact have an upper limit.
They will still be wondering even when you're pushing 4 digits.
They will still be wondering even when you're pushing 4 digits.
Gainers who say they're going to take a break, then put on another 50lbs because they don't have the self-control to actually stop.
October 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Gainers who say they're going to take a break, then put on another 50lbs because they don't have the self-control to actually stop.
It's funny that so many people like their size being compared to farm animals, because the body fat percentage of even the largest pigs is less than 50%, and some of you are far, far beyond that. Obese far beyond levels achievable in nature.
October 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It's funny that so many people like their size being compared to farm animals, because the body fat percentage of even the largest pigs is less than 50%, and some of you are far, far beyond that. Obese far beyond levels achievable in nature.
Tease your gainer by making them down a funnel full of shake every time they need your help getting up from the couch.
"Need a hand, fat boy? You know the rules. Gotta pay the toll first."
"Need a hand, fat boy? You know the rules. Gotta pay the toll first."
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Tease your gainer by making them down a funnel full of shake every time they need your help getting up from the couch.
"Need a hand, fat boy? You know the rules. Gotta pay the toll first."
"Need a hand, fat boy? You know the rules. Gotta pay the toll first."
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An Introduction To Feedism - the colored bonus version is there ahhhh! I finally finished it, it's available here:
chubby-shark.itch.io/feedism
It's written by @choobaloob.bsky.social and me and meant to be educational. We feel that feedism and fat fetishism are often misunderstood & misdepicted⬇️
chubby-shark.itch.io/feedism
It's written by @choobaloob.bsky.social and me and meant to be educational. We feel that feedism and fat fetishism are often misunderstood & misdepicted⬇️
October 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
An Introduction To Feedism - the colored bonus version is there ahhhh! I finally finished it, it's available here:
chubby-shark.itch.io/feedism
It's written by @choobaloob.bsky.social and me and meant to be educational. We feel that feedism and fat fetishism are often misunderstood & misdepicted⬇️
chubby-shark.itch.io/feedism
It's written by @choobaloob.bsky.social and me and meant to be educational. We feel that feedism and fat fetishism are often misunderstood & misdepicted⬇️
Reposted by LateNiteReptile
September 29, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Trust me: your goal weight is actually 50lbs more than your stated "goal weight". (your actual goal weight is 50lbs more than that goal weight...you get the picture)
September 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Trust me: your goal weight is actually 50lbs more than your stated "goal weight". (your actual goal weight is 50lbs more than that goal weight...you get the picture)
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Make it an annual affair, and post progress pics above the couch so attendees know their contributions have been put to good use.
Con room party where the cover charge is a snack for the poor, shirtless gainer tied to the couch. They can't leave until the food is gone. Belly rubs and hand feeding are encouraged.
A 100$ donation to the con charity gets you access to a pint of melted ice cream and a funnel.
A 100$ donation to the con charity gets you access to a pint of melted ice cream and a funnel.
September 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Make it an annual affair, and post progress pics above the couch so attendees know their contributions have been put to good use.
Con room party where the cover charge is a snack for the poor, shirtless gainer tied to the couch. They can't leave until the food is gone. Belly rubs and hand feeding are encouraged.
A 100$ donation to the con charity gets you access to a pint of melted ice cream and a funnel.
A 100$ donation to the con charity gets you access to a pint of melted ice cream and a funnel.
September 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Con room party where the cover charge is a snack for the poor, shirtless gainer tied to the couch. They can't leave until the food is gone. Belly rubs and hand feeding are encouraged.
A 100$ donation to the con charity gets you access to a pint of melted ice cream and a funnel.
A 100$ donation to the con charity gets you access to a pint of melted ice cream and a funnel.