Meanwhile, OpenAI is in Code Red. They’ve frozen side projects to rush out GPT-5.2 "Garlic" this Tuesday (Dec 9) to answer Gemini 3’s dominance in speed and coding.

Once the LLM battle settles, we can expect them to aggressively upgrade their image gen next.

who knows who knows 🥲🤞🏻

why does this matter?
because “ai everywhere” isn’t a metaphor anymore — it’s literal. from the cloud… to your wallet-sized business card

no need to stare at the “tasteful thickness” of the paper stock anymore 😉

it runs fully offline, sips almost no power, and generates up to 24 tokens per second (enough to blink out about a letter per second)

the dev even dropped the source code & schematics on github — so yeah, you could build your own ai business card too