sleepyleaf
@late-night-impulse.bsky.social
insomniac, plant lover
for real, shout it from the fucking mountain tops
December 5, 2024 at 2:25 PM
for real, shout it from the fucking mountain tops
Our Little Secret is the hit this year for sure
November 30, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Our Little Secret is the hit this year for sure
If you write one fake clue per day starting now they’ll likely never finish the hunt so who cares?!
November 30, 2024 at 3:05 AM
If you write one fake clue per day starting now they’ll likely never finish the hunt so who cares?!
You’ll never financially recover
November 30, 2024 at 3:02 AM
You’ll never financially recover
Same, feels my insides became my outsides
November 29, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Same, feels my insides became my outsides
And use your free time to take the opportunity to unsubscribe from the deluge of emails you'll get from every brand on the planet!
November 29, 2024 at 6:36 PM
And use your free time to take the opportunity to unsubscribe from the deluge of emails you'll get from every brand on the planet!
Fuckin' A right!
November 29, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Fuckin' A right!
Don’t knock it till you’ve quobbled it
November 29, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Don’t knock it till you’ve quobbled it
Diet Coke with dinner, I’m outta control
November 29, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Diet Coke with dinner, I’m outta control
For real. We would if we could. It’s the past that won’t let go.
November 28, 2024 at 12:33 PM
For real. We would if we could. It’s the past that won’t let go.
I slept on this for way too long and recently binged. So good!
November 24, 2024 at 10:34 PM
I slept on this for way too long and recently binged. So good!
Eat one cold slice while you heat up the others.
November 24, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Eat one cold slice while you heat up the others.
You clown, you’re meant to eat it one dry spoonful at a time and chase it with a swig of boiling water.
Use an insulated thermos and it makes for an easy breakfast on the road if you’re running short on time in the morning!
Use an insulated thermos and it makes for an easy breakfast on the road if you’re running short on time in the morning!
November 24, 2024 at 3:12 AM
You clown, you’re meant to eat it one dry spoonful at a time and chase it with a swig of boiling water.
Use an insulated thermos and it makes for an easy breakfast on the road if you’re running short on time in the morning!
Use an insulated thermos and it makes for an easy breakfast on the road if you’re running short on time in the morning!
Don't put that kind of pressure on me, we can't all maintain that level of excellence.
November 23, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Don't put that kind of pressure on me, we can't all maintain that level of excellence.
I wonder if those giant gummy bears would impart the same experience, or if the melting process adds something special.
November 23, 2024 at 1:38 PM
I wonder if those giant gummy bears would impart the same experience, or if the melting process adds something special.
A timeless classic!
For some reason this post made me think of that counting song from Sesame Street (I think)
🎶one two three
four five
six seven eight nine ten
eleven twelve🎶
For some reason this post made me think of that counting song from Sesame Street (I think)
🎶one two three
four five
six seven eight nine ten
eleven twelve🎶
November 23, 2024 at 9:24 AM
A timeless classic!
For some reason this post made me think of that counting song from Sesame Street (I think)
🎶one two three
four five
six seven eight nine ten
eleven twelve🎶
For some reason this post made me think of that counting song from Sesame Street (I think)
🎶one two three
four five
six seven eight nine ten
eleven twelve🎶