Ingrid (she/her)
@lastvalkyrie.bsky.social
We live in hell. But we don’t live long. Try to make it count. Adopt dogs. Mine are Moxie & Gwen.
Joy is a vital sign.
Writer, reader, gamer, data junkie, humanist, virulent anti-capitalist, and fairly annoying about a lot of those things.
Joy is a vital sign.
Writer, reader, gamer, data junkie, humanist, virulent anti-capitalist, and fairly annoying about a lot of those things.
Your work is gorgeous!
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Your work is gorgeous!
THANK YOU for pushing back against the redemptive GWB narrative arc we’ve all been force-fed for the last 15+ years. Now I won’t feel so alone next time I have to try and reeducate a young, oblivious, and/or forgetful friend.
I can’t wait for Part II!
I can’t wait for Part II!
December 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
THANK YOU for pushing back against the redemptive GWB narrative arc we’ve all been force-fed for the last 15+ years. Now I won’t feel so alone next time I have to try and reeducate a young, oblivious, and/or forgetful friend.
I can’t wait for Part II!
I can’t wait for Part II!
once again you have got that journalistic finger right up in the very PULSE of our nation
December 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
once again you have got that journalistic finger right up in the very PULSE of our nation
And I’m truly sorry to pollute your post with this gross “Exhibit A” photo, but it’s so dead on.
November 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
And I’m truly sorry to pollute your post with this gross “Exhibit A” photo, but it’s so dead on.
YESSSSSS, girl yes, LIKE THAT PHOTO, that photo I think about every time I need to once again explain the term “sex pest”. Right down to the creepy smile and little graspy arms. Hopefully his batteries are finally f—king dead now and we can throw his rickety ass in the “free” box on the curb.
November 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
YESSSSSS, girl yes, LIKE THAT PHOTO, that photo I think about every time I need to once again explain the term “sex pest”. Right down to the creepy smile and little graspy arms. Hopefully his batteries are finally f—king dead now and we can throw his rickety ass in the “free” box on the curb.
But seriously, how do you waste Kristen Schaal.
June 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
But seriously, how do you waste Kristen Schaal.
……….it *almost* feels like shows about enormously wealthy, relentlessly self-involved, pathologically out-of-touch people just don’t have that broad appeal anymore…..…?! 🤔
June 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
……….it *almost* feels like shows about enormously wealthy, relentlessly self-involved, pathologically out-of-touch people just don’t have that broad appeal anymore…..…?! 🤔
It is hard to laugh these days, but I laughed, and laughed, and laughed. Thank you. 💛
June 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
It is hard to laugh these days, but I laughed, and laughed, and laughed. Thank you. 💛
He’s pushing donations away as well. Not another dime til he goes.
……….that would be a lot less hollow of a threat if I actually had a dime to give. 🫠
……….that would be a lot less hollow of a threat if I actually had a dime to give. 🫠
March 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
He’s pushing donations away as well. Not another dime til he goes.
……….that would be a lot less hollow of a threat if I actually had a dime to give. 🫠
……….that would be a lot less hollow of a threat if I actually had a dime to give. 🫠
sometimes that’s all the world deserves 💋
March 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
sometimes that’s all the world deserves 💋
This WAS your opportunity to fight, and you capitulated instead. How many more opportunities do you think you’re going to get? You’re part of the checks and balances being tested, and you‘be crumbled. It’s time to step aside and make way for someone strong enough to meet this moment.
March 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
This WAS your opportunity to fight, and you capitulated instead. How many more opportunities do you think you’re going to get? You’re part of the checks and balances being tested, and you‘be crumbled. It’s time to step aside and make way for someone strong enough to meet this moment.
THEN DO SOMETHING.
March 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
THEN DO SOMETHING.
You sold out your much more courageous colleagues in the House. You sold out your own voters. You sold out the vast majority of people in this country who are horrified by the unchecked authoritarian criminality happening in broad daylight. How dare you beg US to fight, when you won’t?
March 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
You sold out your much more courageous colleagues in the House. You sold out your own voters. You sold out the vast majority of people in this country who are horrified by the unchecked authoritarian criminality happening in broad daylight. How dare you beg US to fight, when you won’t?
Appeasement. Doesn’t. Work.
March 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Appeasement. Doesn’t. Work.
Lovely. Just lovely.
March 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Lovely. Just lovely.
Same, babe, same. 💙 Oregonians don’t capitulate to billionaires and their far right sycophants. Glad our Senators never forget that.
March 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Same, babe, same. 💙 Oregonians don’t capitulate to billionaires and their far right sycophants. Glad our Senators never forget that.
I am once again very proud to be one of your constituents, and I thank you for representing the will of the people of Oregon today.
March 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I am once again very proud to be one of your constituents, and I thank you for representing the will of the people of Oregon today.
I’ve been your constituent since I was in the 4th grade. Thank you for representing Oregonians well today. It seems like you have some spare backbone, can you maybe loan it to some of your colleagues?
March 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I’ve been your constituent since I was in the 4th grade. Thank you for representing Oregonians well today. It seems like you have some spare backbone, can you maybe loan it to some of your colleagues?
Exactly. And maybe one of the last ones.
March 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Exactly. And maybe one of the last ones.
THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT. Who cares if an “OPEN” sign is blazing in the front window when a wrecking crew is smashing the whole damn building?!
March 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT. Who cares if an “OPEN” sign is blazing in the front window when a wrecking crew is smashing the whole damn building?!