He is totally the Elf on the Shelf

forgot photo?

I'm confused, are democrats all 90 year old hippies or are we a dangerous army of assault weapon toters?

Not Tom Cruise, but they wouldn't say no.

Nobody brings all the best parts and leaves the shit, we all bring both, if we’re honest.

The original culture and heritage of your forebears wasn’t working out so well for them, they had to leave after all.

Yes, I always understood Brits as being almost as bad, but this sentence made that shift in my understanding.

While I agree, what surprised me the most here (brit vs US stats) "The wage gap between black and white people is still a staggering 21% (in Britain, it’s under 6%). White Americans live three-and-a-half years longer than black Americans on average (black Britons outlive white Britons)"

Around half of all Social Security recipients do not pay federal income tax on their Social Security benefits. So where did that 90% come from?

He can sell it to the Smithsonian

The guy behind him should get an Emmy

Children and families are starving in Gaza, regardless of "sides" this should be on your radar

Source: Ron Vara, noted experter.