Following the events at Reichenbach, Holmes uncovers that Moriarty was merely a tool; in reality, the attempt on his life was authored by Arthur Conan Doyle. When Doyle publicly espouses the Cottingley fairy photographs, Holmes takes delicious revenge. #SherlockHolmes www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F636P7SH

Oceangate's doomed submarine was entirely powered by the hubris of the wealthy. The wealthy dictate our reality and all consequences for any of the end-users can be ignored.
Titan prophesied America's current state of play, and that too is set to implode, surely?

Is it me, or is Michael Sheen morphing into Andy Serkis?

Wearing absolute rags and waiting in delicious anticipation to meet the wonderful Icelandic Yule Cat … psstpsstpsst … might be my last post for a while …

On Facebook, Anne Helmstadter was hawking her ‘I can teach you to write course,’ and ‘what not to write.’
This attracted a mild comment from Ramsey Campbell about his method. This was followed by a quick put down by Ms Helmstadter. Oh dear. Politest mic drop from Mr Campbell … Delicious!

Me from the days when cameras were a bit rubbish …

Tad chilly.

Just home from watching Gladiator II. Most entertaining, although it has drawn some criticism for inaccuracies.
In it a bloke with really bad ginger hair and dodgy makeup appoints a monkey to high office. Now that could never happen in real life, could it? #GladiatorII

The Poetry Pharmacy in Bishop's Castle, Shropshire alongside books, sells bottles of ‘pills’ that contain tiny scrolls with uplifting sayings.
They’ve been selling a lot of the bottles marked ‘Hope’ to America lately… Lush makes them poetry bath bombs! They've got a 2nd store above Lush in London.

I'm planning a theatre tour for Sherlock Holmes & The Man Who Believed in Fairies. I know nothing about doing this, but then this time last year I didn't know how to take my show to the Edinburgh Fringe. Somehow I did it and got 700 audience members. Time to start contacting theatres ...