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Wait, that’s not a beanbag chair, that’s a pilates ball. Shit.
August 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I am the beanbag chair struggling under the weight of Brennan’s epilogue and the timbre of the Great Bear
August 13, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I wouldn’t take this lying down Ben. Not when Ethan Strauss is obviously the more Kirk coded man in sports media.
August 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Is there any chance you could shoot it over to me around afternoon CEST time, so like… in ten minutes or whatever?
August 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Just found out and feels like something took a huge bite out of me that I didn't even realize I was missing.

what a fucking colossal and infuriating bummer
May 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
You know what, im gonna have to see this, subscribed
February 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
February 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Dudes Will read this post and take it as a challenge
February 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
This is like if the Ravens traded Lamar Jackson for Matt Stafford and blamed it on his immune system
February 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Saw someone say Lamar for Stafford and blaming his immune system on the Way out
February 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My guess is that the rumors of Luka’s weight have been grossly understated and he is in fact currently waddling around at a crisp 500 lbs
February 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
How much would Luka have to weigh for the deal to make sense to you?

Like, are we talking north of 350?
February 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Dawg I just woke up to this, what the fuck is happening

Dallas really traded Luka to LA because his BMI was top High and They didn’t want to pick up his dinner tab
February 2, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Brian Schottenheimer as representation for dudes with zero aura
January 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I feel like not being a bigot, misogynist or sex pest weighs heavily in his favor at least when comparing him to all the bigots, misogynists and sex pests.

Which, again, says more about the league than Kelce at some point.
January 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Only thing gnarlier is that god awful cover of We’re Not Gonna Take It, that plays over the end credits
December 15, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Following this game solely through posts makes it seem like the greatest game in history
December 15, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Man’s arteries must look like Slim Jim’s
December 15, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Listening to the entire show, I think this lines up with Nicks larger point: there’s room in the current media landscape for any level of irreverence wrt sports shows, nobody is bereft of their preferred level and flavor of silliness. FTF isn’t First Take, which isn’t The Ringer, Bomani, PFF, etc.
December 12, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Every other month I fall down a Sean Lock YouTube rabbit hole and every time I end up just crest fallen at how funny that man was
December 12, 2024 at 12:55 AM
To be fair, how many were getting solved to begin with?
December 9, 2024 at 8:12 AM
I just looked it up on Tik Tok and I’m having a hard time grasping how anyone could be pressed over this.

It’s like two seconds of ass in the beginning that then transitions into an utterly inoffensive, if slightly unremarkable, cooking video. That’s it.
December 8, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Can’t wait for Kendrick to sample Take Me Higher
November 29, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Well, he has Kick, he has Stake and he has his die hards. And even though he’s had that for a while, it was never what you associated with him primarily: that was the numbers. Does that change how he’s viewed or moves in the industry when that becomes the primary driving force?

Food for thought.
November 29, 2024 at 1:38 PM
His relationships with streaming platforms is likely shot, so if algorithmic booster packs were part of the equation before, I doubt the will be going forward in this hypothetical. He‘a not culturally omnipresent like he used to, and he’s burned a lot bridges culturally, so what does he have?
November 29, 2024 at 1:38 PM