when my dog licks me I don’t know if he’s doing it because he loves me or because my skin is salty and this is something that’s legitimately bothered me for years

Name a better qualified doctor than Dr. Oz, we’ll go first:

Now that I've fled Leon's site for bluer skies, I'm sure I'll be called an #Ex-X, but personally, I'll always consider myself a #TwitterQuitter.

Hello…it’s me….