Didn’t both their schemes look better than ours?

2.5%

Father, forgive me for I have sinned with a beautiful teen-aged girl who I lived with and showered with jewels for four years.

Are you Catholic, my son?

No, father.

Then why are you telling me this?

I'm telling everyone!

Boys and Girls Together.

The essential freedom, from which all other freedoms arise, is the freedom to define yourself.

These rich shits only care what other rich shits think about them. What an awful circle jerk.

Isn't that the guy who solved the Louvre robbery?

It doesn't matter. No one reads it anymore. They are only writing for one asshole and they know what it wants.

I would have, too.

"Hey Vlad, you know a good contractor?"
"Yes, Donald, yes I do. And gives kickbacks."
"Perfect."

This on the day that Jalen Hurts had a perfect QBR. Saban made the exact right decision in that championship game, but it's interesting how tides sometimes turn.

We should from now on refer to him as President Feces. That's it. And when they complain, tell them it's satire and President Feces just needs to get over it.

Just need to point out that Rick Wise pitched a no-hitter and hit two home runs the season before he was traded for Carlton. Better than the performance was the Bulletin headline. I seem to remember it went: "Hasty Pitching Cost Wise Perfect Game."

If the Dems get back power and ICE isn't gone, than the Dems are gone, it's that simple.

They want to turn us into England, without the great breakfasts.