LaserTK
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It's shorthand for people like Ezra Klein, the type of morally bankrupt asshole whose reaction to Kirk's death wasn't "great, now I never have to hear from that racist again" but instead, "this racist was doing things the right way"
It's not snobbery to call out someone for defending racists
It's not snobbery to call out someone for defending racists
December 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It's shorthand for people like Ezra Klein, the type of morally bankrupt asshole whose reaction to Kirk's death wasn't "great, now I never have to hear from that racist again" but instead, "this racist was doing things the right way"
It's not snobbery to call out someone for defending racists
It's not snobbery to call out someone for defending racists
The writers and editors for these horseshit pieces are operating at a level of idiocy not seen since the "Boy, someone *really* hates these cans of oil!" scene from "The Jerk"
December 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The writers and editors for these horseshit pieces are operating at a level of idiocy not seen since the "Boy, someone *really* hates these cans of oil!" scene from "The Jerk"
I started crying, actually crying, when (spoiler alert) they connected the cable at the end of episode 3
December 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I started crying, actually crying, when (spoiler alert) they connected the cable at the end of episode 3
A quick trick I've found is to assume anyone defending MTG is either stupid or evil - it's got a 100% success rate thus far, I'm not expecting that number to go down
December 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
A quick trick I've found is to assume anyone defending MTG is either stupid or evil - it's got a 100% success rate thus far, I'm not expecting that number to go down
"wet paint" kills me every time, it's so good
December 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"wet paint" kills me every time, it's so good
I assume Jack Link would represent God the Father in this scenario but I'm drawing a blank on who'd be the Holy Ghost
December 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I assume Jack Link would represent God the Father in this scenario but I'm drawing a blank on who'd be the Holy Ghost
Just in case anyone is thinking "There's no way any English language publication would be fucking dumb enough to print something that ludicrous"
December 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Just in case anyone is thinking "There's no way any English language publication would be fucking dumb enough to print something that ludicrous"
I bet she won’t make any more racist comments, that shows growth
December 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I bet she won’t make any more racist comments, that shows growth
How hard did they take it when you had to inform them Kellogg’s doesn’t make a tuna+beans Pop Tart?
December 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
How hard did they take it when you had to inform them Kellogg’s doesn’t make a tuna+beans Pop Tart?
I knew there was a reason they call it the Red Tape Planet
December 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I knew there was a reason they call it the Red Tape Planet
Can I interest you in a 37-year-old Sparky Anderson
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Can I interest you in a 37-year-old Sparky Anderson
This is far more internally consistent than whatever the hell these freak shows have going on upstairs, lol
December 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This is far more internally consistent than whatever the hell these freak shows have going on upstairs, lol
I wasn’t sure if that other person was a troll or just a well-meaning idiot so I decided to be overly credulous lol
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I wasn’t sure if that other person was a troll or just a well-meaning idiot so I decided to be overly credulous lol
Yes that was also my point. The Catholic voters are the problem. Not all of them; I am Catholic (there were issues of consent with that process - very on-brand for that group) and I didn’t vote for Trump. But this is happening due to the collective will of American Catholic voters.
December 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Yes that was also my point. The Catholic voters are the problem. Not all of them; I am Catholic (there were issues of consent with that process - very on-brand for that group) and I didn’t vote for Trump. But this is happening due to the collective will of American Catholic voters.
I don’t agree with the interpretation that my statement meant “every single Catholic voted for Trump” lol. “As a whole” doesn’t mean “every individual acted the same way” to me, but it might be poor writing on my part. I believe my intended meaning was clear but apparently I’m wrong.
December 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I don’t agree with the interpretation that my statement meant “every single Catholic voted for Trump” lol. “As a whole” doesn’t mean “every individual acted the same way” to me, but it might be poor writing on my part. I believe my intended meaning was clear but apparently I’m wrong.
I know LOTS of Christians who voted against Trump. Those Christians are unfortunately a minority of their congregations.
December 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I know LOTS of Christians who voted against Trump. Those Christians are unfortunately a minority of their congregations.
If every American Christian had stayed home on Election Day, Trump would have lost the election.
You’re trying to pull a #NotAllMen to defend the majority of Christian voters, lol
You’re trying to pull a #NotAllMen to defend the majority of Christian voters, lol
December 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If every American Christian had stayed home on Election Day, Trump would have lost the election.
You’re trying to pull a #NotAllMen to defend the majority of Christian voters, lol
You’re trying to pull a #NotAllMen to defend the majority of Christian voters, lol
Oh no argument there - the problem we have is that American Catholics, on balance, like Trump enough to vote for him by a comfortable margin.
December 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Oh no argument there - the problem we have is that American Catholics, on balance, like Trump enough to vote for him by a comfortable margin.
I’m talking about Catholics, the reason why is because the original post specifically said Catholics.
In addition to poor reading comprehension, you’re also incorrect on the substance of your post - mainline Protestants went for Trump.
prri.org/spotlight/re...
In addition to poor reading comprehension, you’re also incorrect on the substance of your post - mainline Protestants went for Trump.
prri.org/spotlight/re...
Religion and the 2024 Presidential Election
The 2024 presidential election’s preliminary exit polls show that the U.S. religious vote largely broke along expected lines. White evangelical Protestants remain the most vital religious constituency...
prri.org
December 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I’m talking about Catholics, the reason why is because the original post specifically said Catholics.
In addition to poor reading comprehension, you’re also incorrect on the substance of your post - mainline Protestants went for Trump.
prri.org/spotlight/re...
In addition to poor reading comprehension, you’re also incorrect on the substance of your post - mainline Protestants went for Trump.
prri.org/spotlight/re...
The church as a whole voted for Trump in 2024, lol
December 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The church as a whole voted for Trump in 2024, lol
I have neither a cat nor a husband but I am 100% on your side on this issue
December 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I have neither a cat nor a husband but I am 100% on your side on this issue
Things are bleak on Capitol Hill
December 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Things are bleak on Capitol Hill