“𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙘𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚. . .”
@lasertr1dent.bsky.social
An RP account, don’t get it twisted.
(NO LEWD)
Written by Rando!
(NO LEWD)
Written by Rando!
“Well I am sorry, but flesh doesn’t suit a wonderful and beautiful robot master such as myself. . .~
And I feel you are getting quite heated over such minuscule things that it practically is childish.
You are mad.. because me and my brother are robots.
Did a robot kill your grandmother perhaps?”
And I feel you are getting quite heated over such minuscule things that it practically is childish.
You are mad.. because me and my brother are robots.
Did a robot kill your grandmother perhaps?”
August 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“Well I am sorry, but flesh doesn’t suit a wonderful and beautiful robot master such as myself. . .~
And I feel you are getting quite heated over such minuscule things that it practically is childish.
You are mad.. because me and my brother are robots.
Did a robot kill your grandmother perhaps?”
And I feel you are getting quite heated over such minuscule things that it practically is childish.
You are mad.. because me and my brother are robots.
Did a robot kill your grandmother perhaps?”
“Ah, so you DO consider us people.
See?~ we’re getting somewhere!~”
See?~ we’re getting somewhere!~”
August 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“Ah, so you DO consider us people.
See?~ we’re getting somewhere!~”
See?~ we’re getting somewhere!~”
“Robot Masters are capable of a lot of things
You simply just don’t bother giving technology a chance.”
You simply just don’t bother giving technology a chance.”
July 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
“Robot Masters are capable of a lot of things
You simply just don’t bother giving technology a chance.”
You simply just don’t bother giving technology a chance.”
—> I kindly ask you to leave.”
July 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
—> I kindly ask you to leave.”
“OH OCEAN MAN!
THE SEQUENCE OF A LIFEFORM BRAISED IN THE SAND-
SOAKING UP THE THIRST OF THE LAND-
oCeAN MaN-“🎶🎶
THE SEQUENCE OF A LIFEFORM BRAISED IN THE SAND-
SOAKING UP THE THIRST OF THE LAND-
oCeAN MaN-“🎶🎶
July 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“OH OCEAN MAN!
THE SEQUENCE OF A LIFEFORM BRAISED IN THE SAND-
SOAKING UP THE THIRST OF THE LAND-
oCeAN MaN-“🎶🎶
THE SEQUENCE OF A LIFEFORM BRAISED IN THE SAND-
SOAKING UP THE THIRST OF THE LAND-
oCeAN MaN-“🎶🎶
“I’m sorry..
‘Metalbending’?
That exists?”
‘Metalbending’?
That exists?”
July 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
“I’m sorry..
‘Metalbending’?
That exists?”
‘Metalbending’?
That exists?”
“My sounds are much more sweeter if it weren’t for this voice malfunction.
Believe me, it is MUCH more tolerable when my singing voice is working correctly.”
Believe me, it is MUCH more tolerable when my singing voice is working correctly.”
July 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
“My sounds are much more sweeter if it weren’t for this voice malfunction.
Believe me, it is MUCH more tolerable when my singing voice is working correctly.”
Believe me, it is MUCH more tolerable when my singing voice is working correctly.”
“I am ACTUALLY proud you didn’t fall for that.
My face may make it seem like it’s telling a different story, but truly.. I am.”
My face may make it seem like it’s telling a different story, but truly.. I am.”
July 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“I am ACTUALLY proud you didn’t fall for that.
My face may make it seem like it’s telling a different story, but truly.. I am.”
My face may make it seem like it’s telling a different story, but truly.. I am.”
“Someone please fix my voice box..
My serenades to the fish would be ruined if not. . .”
😞
My serenades to the fish would be ruined if not. . .”
😞
July 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
“Someone please fix my voice box..
My serenades to the fish would be ruined if not. . .”
😞
My serenades to the fish would be ruined if not. . .”
😞
“. . .”
Wow! That was unfunny!
Like.. that was the MOST unfunny thing she’s ever heard.
“We were made by the same creator.”
Wow! That was unfunny!
Like.. that was the MOST unfunny thing she’s ever heard.
“We were made by the same creator.”
July 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“. . .”
Wow! That was unfunny!
Like.. that was the MOST unfunny thing she’s ever heard.
“We were made by the same creator.”
Wow! That was unfunny!
Like.. that was the MOST unfunny thing she’s ever heard.
“We were made by the same creator.”
“Yes… the “chromey” as you put it.”
July 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
“Yes… the “chromey” as you put it.”
“Father said he would have picked “Rock Man” as the name, but my brother took the word “Rock” as his actual name so.. he didn’t want people to confuse them.
..Boulder Man would have been a better name, I will admit.”
..Boulder Man would have been a better name, I will admit.”
July 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“Father said he would have picked “Rock Man” as the name, but my brother took the word “Rock” as his actual name so.. he didn’t want people to confuse them.
..Boulder Man would have been a better name, I will admit.”
..Boulder Man would have been a better name, I will admit.”
“Poseidon?
You met Poseidon?
Even a robot such as myself doesn’t have that luxury.
How lucky for you.”
You met Poseidon?
Even a robot such as myself doesn’t have that luxury.
How lucky for you.”
July 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
“Poseidon?
You met Poseidon?
Even a robot such as myself doesn’t have that luxury.
How lucky for you.”
You met Poseidon?
Even a robot such as myself doesn’t have that luxury.
How lucky for you.”
“..Oh you and Guts Man would DEFINITELY be friends, dear me.”
She can just imagine the amount of dust getting into the ocean.
Such a.. sight..
She can just imagine the amount of dust getting into the ocean.
Such a.. sight..
July 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“..Oh you and Guts Man would DEFINITELY be friends, dear me.”
She can just imagine the amount of dust getting into the ocean.
Such a.. sight..
She can just imagine the amount of dust getting into the ocean.
Such a.. sight..
“Quite…. They’re also scared of pompous fools.”
July 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“Quite…. They’re also scared of pompous fools.”
“Oh? Is that a fact?
Then I suggest you wash that hand. We don’t want any bad vibes here.. it spooks the fish~”
Then I suggest you wash that hand. We don’t want any bad vibes here.. it spooks the fish~”
July 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“Oh? Is that a fact?
Then I suggest you wash that hand. We don’t want any bad vibes here.. it spooks the fish~”
Then I suggest you wash that hand. We don’t want any bad vibes here.. it spooks the fish~”
Sings on the TL-
Maybe this’ll wake people up.~
Maybe this’ll wake people up.~
June 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Sings on the TL-
Maybe this’ll wake people up.~
Maybe this’ll wake people up.~
“Whoever posted this will hear from my lawyer.”
June 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“Whoever posted this will hear from my lawyer.”
“Legs are just extra steps of the human body (literally)
Tails are where it is at however, dear.”
Tails are where it is at however, dear.”
June 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
“Legs are just extra steps of the human body (literally)
Tails are where it is at however, dear.”
Tails are where it is at however, dear.”
“Don’t tell the others, but I have a VERY sensitive sense of smell.
Veeery sensitive.
. . .and going off by my look, you, [READER], smell like depression.”
Veeery sensitive.
. . .and going off by my look, you, [READER], smell like depression.”
May 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
“Don’t tell the others, but I have a VERY sensitive sense of smell.
Veeery sensitive.
. . .and going off by my look, you, [READER], smell like depression.”
Veeery sensitive.
. . .and going off by my look, you, [READER], smell like depression.”
“Helloooo~
And who might you be, darling?
Seeking sights by the seashore?”
And who might you be, darling?
Seeking sights by the seashore?”
May 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
“Helloooo~
And who might you be, darling?
Seeking sights by the seashore?”
And who might you be, darling?
Seeking sights by the seashore?”
;;
I’m gonna stress this out cuz I wanna be clear as hell
This is NOT a lewd account.
Their can be suggestive themes and all that but flat out lewd shit?
No.
Just because on Twitter you saw a Splash Woman be lewd doesn’t mean this one is gonna be one too.
Keep it in your pants.
I’m gonna stress this out cuz I wanna be clear as hell
This is NOT a lewd account.
Their can be suggestive themes and all that but flat out lewd shit?
No.
Just because on Twitter you saw a Splash Woman be lewd doesn’t mean this one is gonna be one too.
Keep it in your pants.
May 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
;;
I’m gonna stress this out cuz I wanna be clear as hell
This is NOT a lewd account.
Their can be suggestive themes and all that but flat out lewd shit?
No.
Just because on Twitter you saw a Splash Woman be lewd doesn’t mean this one is gonna be one too.
Keep it in your pants.
I’m gonna stress this out cuz I wanna be clear as hell
This is NOT a lewd account.
Their can be suggestive themes and all that but flat out lewd shit?
No.
Just because on Twitter you saw a Splash Woman be lewd doesn’t mean this one is gonna be one too.
Keep it in your pants.
“I suppose you are talking to me?”
May 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
“I suppose you are talking to me?”
“Do I qualify as a “Evil Lesbian”
I mean I HAVE been villainous one time.
But I have an excuse, dearies!
I literally had no choice.
If I didn’t, I would’ve swam with the fishes.
…
Wait-“
I mean I HAVE been villainous one time.
But I have an excuse, dearies!
I literally had no choice.
If I didn’t, I would’ve swam with the fishes.
…
Wait-“
May 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
“Do I qualify as a “Evil Lesbian”
I mean I HAVE been villainous one time.
But I have an excuse, dearies!
I literally had no choice.
If I didn’t, I would’ve swam with the fishes.
…
Wait-“
I mean I HAVE been villainous one time.
But I have an excuse, dearies!
I literally had no choice.
If I didn’t, I would’ve swam with the fishes.
…
Wait-“
“Oh. So you *do* know him.. well isn’t this my lucky day?
He is quite literally my 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫.”
Splash nodded at the fact. Floating over to the boy slowly with her mermaid tail hoisting her up.
“It’s nothing much, we have some catching up to do.”
He is quite literally my 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫.”
Splash nodded at the fact. Floating over to the boy slowly with her mermaid tail hoisting her up.
“It’s nothing much, we have some catching up to do.”
May 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“Oh. So you *do* know him.. well isn’t this my lucky day?
He is quite literally my 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫.”
Splash nodded at the fact. Floating over to the boy slowly with her mermaid tail hoisting her up.
“It’s nothing much, we have some catching up to do.”
He is quite literally my 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫.”
Splash nodded at the fact. Floating over to the boy slowly with her mermaid tail hoisting her up.
“It’s nothing much, we have some catching up to do.”