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she/they, secretly a bunny on a keyboard
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Victini, from SV11!
RR - V Force 120
If you have less than 5 Benched Pokémon, this attack does nothing.
May 3, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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Emboar, from SV11!
Ability: Inferno Fandango
As often as you like during your turn, you may attach a Fire Energy card from your hand to 1 of your Pokémon.
RRRC - Heat Stamp 120
May 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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makes them small
April 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I do like opening $30 cards in the single pack I get from entry

Should've kept the winnings sealed again (like every other time, this bitch will never learn surely there's a SIR in there)
April 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
painting ROCKS
April 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
why do I pay for health insurance if they're not gonna cover ffs and laser hair removal
April 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
intrusive thought of the day: do I take a big bite out of the raw chicken I'm thawing
April 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
short hop laser is the itchy pollen of melee
April 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Metal Gear Solid - Solid Snake Tubbz Duck Vinyl Figure is $13.30 on Amazon buff.ly/EjDP4eQ #ad
April 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
delivery pikachu bestow upon me prismatic evolutions please
April 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
think enough time has passed for me to praise Onya's excellence she cooked all season Jewels could've won and it would've been fine but Onya def was my #1 for half the season
April 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Hog Mario Needs His Slop!
April 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
April 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
getting a big ass iced tea
April 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
shit I shouldn't have ignored (1)

when she told me all her friends from when she broke up with her ex stopped talking to her and cut her off
April 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I don't see what isn't intentional about someone bringing alcohol to the hangout without being asked, pressures to drink with them, and then forcing a sexual interaction

That's all
April 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
would be nice to be able to dump this trauma, permanently
April 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
April 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
collectors are so f'in annoying sometimes man like what do you mean you think the team rocket set blows look at THIS
April 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Can the Big Boo Get It?
April 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
gonna waffle on 2 decks until I have to lock in at regionals in 2 weeks
April 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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April 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
im tired. im worried about the safety of so many Americans. youtu.be/iqyT59Zf1vI?...

we need to deal with the new age not-c's
The Constitutional Showdown Has Arrived
YouTube video by Leeja Miller
youtu.be
April 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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nothing is quite as profound as love
April 16, 2025 at 8:55 AM