laserbee.bsky.social
@laserbee.bsky.social
Let's make like strangers at a party and break the ICE
January 24, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Those disco balls do not look amused
December 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I guess that's one way to lower the cost of housing
November 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Respect can only be earned. It cannot be bought, threatened, or commanded.
September 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
At this point, "woke" just means believing in facts and reality
July 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Packing ten days worth of clothes for a three day trip... because I can't decide what I'll want to wear
July 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
it's actually a "sparkling airstrike"
June 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Let's review two of the grievances listed by the founders in the Declaration of Independence
June 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Necessity might be the mother of invention, but laziness is the father
June 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
86 75309
May 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I'm allowed to have double standards.

But no one else is.
May 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Things that look clean until you clean them and realize they weren't:
1. Kitchen sink
2. Bathroom mirror
May 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I don't know, coupon. Maybe let's just be friends...
May 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Just randomly posting a few of the reasons listed by the founding fathers in the declaration of independence as justifications for revolution.
April 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Fringe is the bacon of fashion
April 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The old me is younger than me.
March 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Well that didn't last very long
March 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Happy new year! 🎉
December 31, 2024 at 10:01 PM